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« on: February 12, 2010, 11:38:45 AM »

Some lady selling vacuum cleaners just rang the doorbell on my house, and when I went to answer the door (admittedly wearing pyjamas) she asked me if my parents were in.

hgajdhflsjdahfsdhg, I'm 25 in a couple of weeks!
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 11:40:33 AM »

Some lady selling vacuum cleaners just rang the doorbell on my house, and when I went to answer the door (admittedly wearing pyjamas) she asked me if my parents were in.

hgajdhflsjdahfsdhg, I'm 25 in a couple of weeks!

lollllllllllllllllllll

this beats stu rutter getting ID'd going into the Walkabout.................. age 26!
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 11:45:41 AM »

loooooooooooool

wp on posting this, gives us all some entertainment Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 11:51:00 AM »

How many vacuums did you spite buy?
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 11:52:31 AM »

My mate got asked for id in Vegas when he was 39!
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 11:54:30 AM »

35 was my id'd record  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 02:01:40 PM »

35 was my id'd record  Cheesy

they're still gonna be asking you for id when you try and buy booze with your pension money

I got carded 3 times in a night last year when out with flushy but I think that's standard practice in brighton rather than them actually thinkin I was young
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 02:14:45 PM »

I haven't shaved in about 3 weeks and have a crazy beard, I went onto the Spar the other night and asked for 20 Mallboro cigarettes, the girl was about 23 asked me for ID, I told her I was 28 but she still needed it; I had to go back out to my car to get my wallet, when she served me, I asked how old she was and she said 19!!! FFS lol

I remember buy Cigarettes when I was 13 once !

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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 02:16:41 PM »

I used to buy fags for my sister when I was about 9 and she was 14. she'd write me a note saying she was my mum and she'd sent me to the shop for her and they were perfectly happy with that
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 02:26:39 PM »

I used to buy fags for my sister when I was about 9 and she was 14. she'd write me a note saying she was my mum and she'd sent me to the shop for her and they were perfectly happy with that
Still happens in our local shop.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 02:41:20 PM »

35 was my id'd record  Cheesy

they're still gonna be asking you for id when you try and buy booze with your pension money

I got carded 3 times in a night last year when out with flushy but I think that's standard practice in brighton rather than them actually thinkin I was young

Those sort of clubs have different age limits do they not?
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 02:52:02 PM »

[ ] rubdown
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 04:44:10 PM »

My mate got asked for id in Vegas when he was 39!

Pretty standard in the US no? I got carded in over 50% bars last year and I was 29

I saw at the baseball they had a challenge 35 policy when selling beer.
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 04:46:51 PM »

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Depends

Rubdown if your 25 and look 12
Compliment if your 35 and look 25

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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 04:54:28 PM »

F***ing hell I went through puberty aged 7, first braided my pubes aged 9, had to use a lawnmover for my chest hair aged 10 and the last time I was id'd i was 12.
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