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Title: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: china mug on September 01, 2010, 11:44:23 AM ........................... because he saw someone to tell a bad beat storie to .
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: DaveShoelace on September 01, 2010, 12:54:42 PM .......................................to sell Cos some magic beans
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: BAM on September 01, 2010, 01:00:03 PM ....................to visit the Asian Massage Parlour
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: thetank on September 01, 2010, 01:11:20 PM ...becaus crossing the road Wiz told them they have more street equity if they cross compared to if they don't cross. This is assuming the articulated lorry's range for running their ass over is QQ+.
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: DaveShoelace on September 01, 2010, 01:13:50 PM .......to deliver a pizza/go to the job centre/live with their parents/not have sex
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: AndrewT on September 01, 2010, 01:14:34 PM .......to get to the river.
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: kinboshi on September 01, 2010, 01:19:47 PM ....to help Cos back to the hotel.
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: TightEnd on September 01, 2010, 01:21:27 PM .....To get at least one street of value.
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: Cf on September 01, 2010, 01:22:21 PM ...to get to the casino door so he could go in and play the poker tournament he was travelling to
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: DaveShoelace on September 01, 2010, 01:26:52 PM .............to go to the shop and buy a kit-kat
poker players like chocolate bars too you know Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: thetank on September 01, 2010, 01:30:41 PM ...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas...
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: thetank on September 01, 2010, 01:40:09 PM oh, and to live in a cupboard.
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: scotty2hatty on September 01, 2010, 02:00:09 PM Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: Chompy on September 01, 2010, 02:48:27 PM ..............to avoid hearing any more of China Mug's 'gags'
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: bobAlike on September 01, 2010, 06:08:52 PM ...............to get to his Fiesta!
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: mondatoo on September 01, 2010, 08:29:14 PM ...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas... Know all the rest but who tried to be in the Beach Boys ? Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: gatso on September 01, 2010, 08:39:39 PM brian wilson ldo
Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: thetank on September 02, 2010, 12:28:09 AM ...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas... Know all the rest but who tried to be in the Beach Boys ? Come to think of it, who took the deposits and fucked off? Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: mondatoo on September 02, 2010, 12:34:25 AM ...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas... Know all the rest but who tried to be in the Beach Boys ? Come to think of it, who took the deposits and fucked off? I heard Rich was all set for a new life in Spain,forget who with. Title: Re: why did the poker player cross the road Post by: sovietsong on September 02, 2010, 07:48:16 AM ............................ To spend his bankroll at the kebab shop
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