...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas...
Know all the rest but who tried to be in the Beach Boys ?