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« on: September 01, 2010, 11:44:23 AM »

........................... because he saw someone to tell a bad beat storie to .
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 12:54:42 PM »

.......................................to sell Cos some magic beans
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 01:00:03 PM »

....................to visit the Asian Massage Parlour
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 01:11:20 PM »

...becaus crossing the road Wiz told them they have more street equity if they cross compared to if they don't cross. This is assuming the articulated lorry's range for running their ass over is QQ+.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 01:13:50 PM »

.......to deliver a pizza/go to the job centre/live with their parents/not have sex
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 01:14:34 PM »

.......to get to the river.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 01:19:47 PM »

....to help Cos back to the hotel.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 01:21:27 PM »

.....To get at least one street of value.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 01:22:21 PM »

...to get to the casino door so he could go in and play the poker tournament he was travelling to
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 01:26:52 PM »

.............to go to the shop and buy a kit-kat

poker players like chocolate bars too you know
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 01:30:41 PM »

...to murder a prossie/abuse some children/knock off their alleged wife allegedly/live a fantasy life with other people's money/bugger off to the bookies with the prize pool/buy a golden pram/make a disgusting video on their mobile phone/not be in the Beach Boys/take the deposits and fuck off/have their relationship with their sixth wife deterioate/do more coke than Daniiella Westbrook/commit credit card fraud/hang their mates out to dry/bet on a game of Elephant polo/play in a very soft 5-10 game in Vegas...
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 01:40:09 PM »

oh, and to live in a cupboard.
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 02:00:09 PM »

.....To get at least one street of value.

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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2010, 02:48:27 PM »

..............to avoid hearing any more of China Mug's 'gags'
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 06:08:52 PM »

...............to get to his Fiesta!
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