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He just sounds cheerful, we can't see him, but when he talks he sounds as if he is smiling.

Plays happy cheerful music & jingles. No Smith's shite.

Does not take himself too seriously, in spite of his immense wealth.

Previously a bit of a maverick tearaway, but settled down now.

Lives the dream, expensive, exotic cars, (one cost £12 milly, another €6 milly) lovely house, loving wife & two kids, Noel & Eli.

Never fails to cheer me up.



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My chainsaw.

The FBI

Ha, excellent. They both count.

Nicholas Mahut.

My Dog.

Had a great ride out around Surrey this morning, was great to get a decent run on my bike.

Changed the oil in mine , charged the battery up , replaced brake pads.

Gonna crack on now and get the fairings refitted , petrol filled up  and hopefully get out on it at the weekend for a spin.

I was walking down the high street, it was sunny. I was looking at some old chimney pots and wondering how long they had been there.

It was market day. Busy stalls, splodges of bright colour, hustle and bustle, snatches of conversation.

A youth on a bike dismounted and fell into step alongside a girl. "I know I'm late, but I had to swerve around a lot of people."

I was Happy.

I went out on mine last week Boo, my first proper ride without my L plates. The sun was blazing. It was glorious.

Nice, I like doing "manly" stuff on my bike.  The extent is usually oiling the chain but it makes me smile

Passed your test Tom?  Congratulations :)

When I wake up in the morning I'm happy 😄

Leaving my local boozer a minute ago which is turning more and more into a crèche.  Why can't boozers be like they used to be where you can have a quiet pint after work without getting surrounded by screaming kids.  The standard of parenting is shocking by some people.  I sometimes wonder what some parents will let their children get away with before standing up to them nowadays, esp in public.  Rant over.

Who takes a group of kids sub 10 years old to a boozer at 7pm on a school night anyway?

Half term Holidays innit.

I've just been for a really pleasant meal with my wife. That made me happy.

Yes forgot about half term holidays.  Makes more sense now.  All these kids had these trainers with roller balls in their heels so they could lean back and fly along on their heels so to speak.  No idea what they are or who makes them.  It would have made me really happy if one of them had gone south and maybe silenced them for a minute.  Sadly it never happened as they treated the pub like their play ground whilst their parents just looked on.

You're in the wrong thread, son...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=53953.2130#bot

There you go ;)

 :D

Watched a good Come Dine With Me week the other day. All five episodes back to back. Two came joint first for the £1,000 and the annoying one who was convinced everyone loved her got nothing. Neither did the guy who seemed really nice until it was his turn and he started lecturing people on which wine to glug with each course.

Like a modern day morality play, that show.

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Awful show.  VWP for sitting through 5 of them back to back! 

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9OW4sAlIE


Come Dine With Me is funny, and Dave Lamb's commentary is comical.

These days, some of them are The Only Way Is Geordie Big Brother Wannabes and the show becomes completely unwatchable.

When it's done well, it's a cracking show.

I do wonder whether there are many other people who enjoy watching Only Connect, horse racing and Come Dine With Me. Quite a Venn diagram, that.

If we could edit the end of that clip for him to say, "Still, dessert was nice. Seven", I would never watch anything else ever.

:D



YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVmn60C9gE

Motherwell

Thought I was reading the start of a novel Tom. Good stuff!

I have been waiting to hear from my insurance company after writing off my Harley Davidson. Got a call from them this morning and they offered me more then I thought I would get. Made me very happy.

How did you write off the Hog?

Not concentrating through London a few weeks ago. ploughed into the back of a car. Car hardly marked, Harley broken forks, damaged fairing, side box, engine guards etc etc.

I'm a scooter boy now. Replaced HD with Burgman 650 scooter. more practical, better fuel economy and better brakes.

Haven't seen you for a while. Are you still playing?

That made me happy Tal. Love the Mongrels, wished they would bring it back.

Haven't played live in a coons age. Might break out soon though.

DTD Deepstack next week. A good one to get you back in the saddle,

Waking up next to my wonderful wife and making her a cup of tea.

Working my nuts off on a complex mathematical solution for a client this afternoon which will be streets clear of anything he has seen previously and knock his socks off.

Haha, I love me some Stephen A...

Me too. Absolutely brilliant.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKPeB5evRc8