"Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere.

There is no correct answer....its a trap

Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer

In our house it's more "How does this look?"

I answer you look lovely/perfect etc which is shortly followed by her getting changed.

I know how to deal with this one

The trick is to look shocked, don't say anything for 3 seconds then utter the words 'wow' to yourself, like you have been knocked for 6 at how amazing she looks and reminded yourself how lucky you are to have her and what a fool you have been to take her for granted, then you eagerly tell her to wear it and that she looks fantastic like some wild eyed savage that wants to make love to her there and then, to hell with the night out, you must have her and you would climb any mountain and kill a man to be with this creature of unrivalled beauty before you explode.......






The dopey cow will still end up wearing something else she hates, but you will at least be in her good books for an hour or two, pretty much untill she sees someone down town wearing the same thing she is wearing and she somehow blames you for that.

Doesnt work if you do it EVERY time though

Its so bad its good. Mark to win the boxing match

damn Zac Efron look-a-like

HAve a feeling were gonna throw this away

Cher Lloyd /

I think she will defo go to the final's, and probably go deep, maybe 6th or 5th.

But eventually the judges/uk will get sick of her weirdness

There is always a risk with pushing the boundaries, and the UK are stupid and wont understand her.

I'd go deep with her!

Balls to all that hard work. Who are essential buys for top 4 teams that are actually realistic buys. No answers of some small guy in Spain called Messy I think

i wouldnt go as far as saying she was incred, but i agree (like simon) i would be doing well for myself if i had her

Even after she'd been sick on you?

You never had a girl puke up on you Charles?

You haven't lived mate.

pretty sure we've all been there at 17, really wanna get with a girl, looks like its on.....
she throws up....
it's still on......
oppurtunity might not come round again yo filll yer boooooooots

This and also getting off with a girl at her house while her parents are out and then having to be kicked out cause they are on there way home just as she is about to give you your first nosh

Wagwan

As long as the story takes. love a good story about a douche

Basically Neil was on a break and taking his Corgie named Alife for a quick walk round the block (Neil takes his dog to all the festivals), Neil was on the phone and not paying attention to what the dog was doing. Ade was just round the corner loading something he had bough from a nearby Halfords into the boot of his car and Alife started barking at him. Ade, who obviously knows Neil and was at his table at the time, kicked Alfie up the arse and told Neil to control his dog.

Obviously that made the rest of the final table pretty tense, Ade later said he did it for metagame purposes but Neil didnt believe him.

Wow what a prick. Who kicks a dog anyway just for barking at him and if NEil is gonna take it everywhere with him im guessin it cant be a big dog.
Well done Neil GG

As long as the story takes. love a good story about a douche

Forgive me for not searching through all the pages for each day but what did Ade do that was so bad? Was it a single incident or just a general douchness for the whole tourney

Back to back bracelets FTW
Praz today Channing will do it tomorrow

had him all in
praz   
Villian 

flop   
turn 
river 

praz 6m
villian 3m

Has his opponent crushed now heads up!

Definate filler all built upto cliffhanger for a 1 week break. Was a poor cliffhanger as well