Just to hark back a moment to the earlier dispute concerning Haircut Of The Day.

Davood Mehrmand's hair clearly has the edge. His hair is so well cultivated that it has grown an intelligence and life force of its own.

Tired of merely sitting atop Davood's head, it wants to break out and start off its own fledgling poker career. It plans to carve out a bankroll by playing small freerolls, perhaps supplementing its income by working as a wig or a stand in double for David Hasselhoff's chest hair for a while.





Then one day, after making a success as a poker player, it wants to have a small family of its very own and settle down.

So many plans, so little time!

First though it has to escape Davood, and it's proven harder than you'd think. Here it is making a break for freedom, unsuccessfully this time...

Fly Davood's hair, Fly!



 

scary ! reminds me of that halloween simpsons episode where homer gets a wig which starts attacking people.

Good updates !

If a race situation happens, I'm available for strategic analysis.

updaters!  Good job and top notch analysis from the Frenchman as usual.

My pleasure, fellows.

Great news !

Congratulations Homer.  

Best of luck to you and Jen - looking forward to waste my office day reading Dana and Rod's magnificent updates.

If your hands aren't full enough, please bring infos on my Winamax boys Mattern, Lacay and Lellouche.

Great updates as usual, congrats to the unknowns (at least to me) Thundercat, Snoopio and Mum-da(na) (was the previous team of updaters fired ?)

Go Djinn and Chili !

La Frenchwatch, for Benjo in the office 


Mr Nicolas Levy/Levi (please confirm). He's on 6.4k. "I'm warming up. Losing chips. You know."

Correct spelling is Levi.

Thanks for the personalised update, altough I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to follow the progress of such a gentle and talented player.

And here is our new friend Mr Snicker, sat next to Kevin O'Leary:

"Is he sponsored by Snickers," I inquire to the bemusement of my colleagues.

Then follows an array of chocolate based names, including Toby Lerone, Bo Ounty, Mal Teser, T Wix. Genius!

If you know of any more, then please let us know, although if they're as bad as our, they may be removed so we don't lose viewers.

Harry Bo?

Patrick "Kinder" Bueno.

Thanks for the updates, now I know what to do with my time at the office. 

Best of luck to Miss Jennifer Mason.

Thanks to sickies Homer and Chili for the updates 

Wonderfull read, M. Kendall.

It reminded me of how I got started myself, on a french website similar to BlondePoker, www.clubpoker.net.

We were the first to do live updates in French. My first gig was WPT in Paris, 2005 - where, incidentally, I had the chance to met Jen, who quickly became one of my most trusted friends on the tour.

For a long time, I never ever made money doing this, often having to cover for costs myself, scraping budget, abusing the generosity of people who would let me use spare beds in their hotel rooms. It was lots of fun and I don't regret the hard work one bit. All the good people I met along the way made it worthwile.

Snoops, you got John Phan mistaken with David "the Dragon" Pham.

There is something that has been bothering me since we got here yesterday.  If I was ever annoyed about the smoking ban last July taking away our rights and telling us what to do bla bla, then I take it all back right now.  I had forgotten what it feels like to have smoke in your face all the time and the smell of cigarettes on your clothes when you take them off at the end of the night.

Anyhow, amazingly you can even smoke in the arena where the EPT is being played! Not actualy at the tables themselves but in the gangway going down the middle of the tables. 

Just as I typed that Chris came back from the room to say they made an announcment NOT to smoke in the tournament area from now on.  Haha bad beat for the smokers 

Damn inexistent smoking ban, I seen English updaters falling off the wagon last night...

Great updates Snoop 

Best of luck to Snoops on his birthday. Great updates as usual !

Obviously a great day for the UK, some are already celebrating pretty hard !

From Baden, it's goodbye from them,