oops

Kathy Lloyd.

delicious   

Hilarious... Had me in stitches

 

and juggling

 


Oops, Should've edited it.

erm ?? Lemsip ?

and no 99 button on her phone

Hmm... Doesn't work

 

The pig is the only animal that smells the same alive as it does dead.

it started

I'm not sure but I think the recent speed poker tourneys were played similar to a shoot-out.

Obviously, just televising one table at a time

I might aswell join in




A  Blondes Year in Review

January  - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February  - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in  typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw  puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on  escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make  Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little  packets!!!

June  - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find  a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming  competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their  arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car  swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of  California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for  4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh  108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no  "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!

What a  year!!

 

It all depends on where you play - and whether we are talking live or online.

Quite right. 

Notts Gala its shortest chips that moves. we moan and complain and plead but still it's shortest chips.

Ramsgate  Grosvenor... It's the shortest stack that gets moved when we have a pot limit freeze-out 

 

No, they always move the BB in a no limit re-buy game

Is this the record for the longest posts in one thread ?