The Destroyer!







He is always looking for a sub.

A Lady I work with asked my advice on how to go about returning a new watch that was supplied faulty, I asked what was wrong with said watch and this is the reply

"The date is all wrong it keeps changing in the middle of the day"


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[Bloeffer]

I have been keeping an eye on his games whenever I am on Betfair, he really needs to avoid his "Nemesis de Jour" Bloeffer.
He seems to do well against him and then lose the plot and give it all back plus VAT, Bloeffer is a relatively straight forward player but always gets Ed to pay him off when he has big hands.  The only time Bloeffer plays the 100/200 HU is against Ed, you cam normally find him around the 10/20 mark and occasionally the 25/50 tables.
I suggest that the whole lot will be done in by tonight, only 20k to go. It seems that he was on a mission to absolutely destroy his roll, well as George Bush said over 4 years ago "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" only this time it really is.

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Not sure about the exact years but I can remember playing a couple of holdem variants(Southern Cross and Railroad) an awfully long time ago. I have always played cards of some description from Top Trumps as a kid to Brag as a scally youth, the online poker came around the turn of the century. I can remember having difficulty finding anything other than limit games.

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The ozone type smell you get at the "Dodgems" and on the seside front the smell of candy floss getting spun

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The definition of a PRO is somewhat different in Belfast, you need to be long term unemployed, wear only tracksuits and own a variety of garish jewlery(usually indicating your political persuasion) purchased from cash converters, also an internet connection is required.
These PRO's tend to be well known at the live tournaments purely because they tell you they are PRO's as they stare you down with intense menace. I played at a table with one such pro named "STICHES" and the only reason I knew his name was because I could clearly read it on his heavily tattooed neck