Praying for you all.

I think it will be 1-0 to Milan

And....Benfica will win 2-1

I got it done so that the wife didn't need to take the pill as she was having problems with it - constant headaches, sore stomachs etc. Made sense.

A piece of piss - lie on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on yer baws for 2 days.

The missus ran into Farmfoods for the frozen peas and came out all worried. She got in the car and said - 'I'm really sorry, they only had frozen sweetcorn, will that be OK??'

Luckily, it wasn't on the cob.

I guess you are a professional poker player when Party Poker etc refer to you as one, thus meaning the insurance company just quotes their website. It's amazing, the stuff you can find on the interweb.

Well, I've booked 2 caravans in Austria for me, 5 dads and 8 kids and we are going to have a great time at Euro 2008. That'll be the Jagsfan in me - we can still do it!!!

You are both in my prayers.

Oh no!!!!!

I can't make it!!!!

Points will be deducted - what exactly were the stewards/police doing?

Fantastic news, and the phone call was very much apreciated - the human touch! I like it.

Thanks to everyone!! Thistle are oot the cup!! Boo!!!

[hijab]

Anywaaaayyyy...

Are we agreed that I'm not a silly billy for believing in God?

'I don't think she should be allowed to wear full hibjab in passport photos' 'Your reason being?' 'I can't see her face in the picture' 'You can't see her face in real life, idiot, do you have a real reason?'

How's about - and hear me out, here - no to the full hijab because we can't actually see the person. Is it Osama? Is it a guy?

[Can we get back to the Scotland frolicks? All together now, 'Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden suuuuun....']

While I was on holiday I did witness two Scots meeting for the first time and one of them brought up football, the other said that he supported 'Partick Thistle'. Someone afterwards told me that he probably didn't support Partick thistle, this was just a codeword for 'I don't want to get involved with any Old Firm debates'. Is this true?

Unfortunately, yes. It really galls me when I meet someone and they say, 'Where do you come from?' and I reply 'Glasgow,' 'Ah,' they muse. 'Rangers or Celtic?' 'Neither.' They look stunned. 'Are you gay?' 'Nope' I reply. 'I support Partick Thistle.' And by support, I mean 'season ticket'.

Can we get back to the Scotland frolicks? All together now, 'Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden suuuuun....'

Im looking to sell my house and move abroad hopefully by the start of next year

Will my sale price be affected by whats going on?

Will it take longer to sell?

Should i lower my asking price a little to try to get a sale through as quick as possible

Nope

You're assuming he would have got a game, then? That suggests you think he is good enough?

I saw Saw
I've seen Saw2
I've still to see Saw3
And now soon, Saw4?