I could have written that myself the 3 days after Sam non-stop telling me about it. It sounds really good apart from the football bit! One question though, did you tell Sam not to smile in any of those pics, was it against the rules or something because he looks like hes just been told hes got three months to live.

What if I used the Internet to my advantage and just sold whats in the magazine on Ebay or something? Thats what they expect you to do at the door right. Maybe I could just give it ago and see if it works. If it doesn't then after ive made my money back I can just pack it in.

Tip: Next time you get Pick 'n' Mix at the Cinema, weigh the bag first, that costs the price of a few Chocolate Brazil Nuts itself!

OK good point! Will do:)

OK thanks for the feedback, at the moment it stands with the only people with anything good to say about Kleeneze are the people trying to recruit me! Now my choices are to put them on the spot when they come and pick up the stuff they left with me to look and ask them 100 questions there. Or just send them an e-mail saying shove it and i'll leave the stuff on the doorstep like they said

its teh same as avon but for cleaning products rather than cosmetics

its a hard job unless you have lots of friends doing lots of reordering

But theres a difference between hard work and smart work right?

To be honest from growing up ive never seen anyone buy from a catalogue, well my parents anyway. So that had a big effect on the way I look at them, which is rubbish to scribble notes on for your mum to record something on TV before you go out for the evening.

Its not a pyramid scheme they have been going for 82 yrs, so they are by far the biggest and most popular out of them all in the business.

Has anyone ever heard of Kleeneze or ever tried being a distributor? I saw one of those cards with "WANT TO EARN MORE CASH NOW!" stapled to a Bus Stop time table. I usually just rip them off and shove them in the bin but that day I was in a curious mood. So I phoned up and someone offered to come round my house for an interview. I felt a little strange they were asking to come round my house to interview me, but what the hell I accepted.

The following friday a middle aged couple came round and showed me a DVD about Kleeneze and sold the idea to me really well. It all sounded like easy money, apart from the walking around delivering catalogues bit. Then came the bombshell it is a £170 startup fee and for that you get 200 Catalogues and all then other stuff like order forms, notepads, books, and everything else. I didnt want to say no so I just said I needed some time to think about it and get together the 'initial investment' as they called it.

Has anyone one ever tried it, they have thousands upon thousands of distributors in the UK apparently so the odds of someone who has tried/heard of/or done it must be in my favour. I mean it sounded too good to be true, so knowing my luck it probably is! I just dont want to look like an idiot walking around with a load of magazines earning 1.50 an hour!

So with odds like that why dont you predict how many more cars are going to catch fire, and then problem solved? 

Where did you get them from? Dealership, New, or were they from a private seller?

What car makes were/are the two?

You know that the hole the petrol goes in isnt an ash tray as well right? If thats not the problem then Jane must have taught you how to drive?

When the new Starwars comes out then I will buy my Wii, I dont really fancy swapping the value of a gold bar for some plastic and electronic bits! I have learnt from my mistake of buying a laptop for 800 and then seeing it for 400 two months later!!

Gotta laugh at them giving him £10 patrionising or what

Its enough for his mum and dad to nick from him for 20 fags and 4 cans of black label carling.

My son does NOT speak from experience !!
















I hate Carling Black Label

Oh silly me, I should of known the 15 yrs I was appointed the remote control finder and beer fetcher

Ninja game would be cool if you control the sword movement, like the new Zelda. Not a Beat em' up game. First person Ninja game = sold!