a toilets been stolen from our local police station------ police have nothing to go on !!!!!!!!!!

why was the avon lady chuffed ---- cause max factor !!!!!!!

i bought a giant bottle of tip-ex yesterday ------- BIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!

know a girlfriend of mine aND she tells me that when anderson was with the bdo before switching over to the bda,he was pisshead who was a bad bad loser and had trashed hotel rooms in the past , still he seems sorted now and i take him to outscore lewis and win around 7-4 !!!! should be a classic though and really is a breat of fresh air to actually not see taylor there and 2 fresh faces battling it out for the title----cant wait !!!!!!!!

chip count on jason herbert please !!!!

66,000 at the break
 THANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chip count on jason herbert please !!!!

how is the very dangerous ali mallu getting on please  -- chip count if possible please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can we get a picture of the one and only mr modest himself JASON " HELLRAISER HERBERT"  please , ask him about his new porker hes got sat on his drive and cant drive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is  a quick one from my table yesterday, i was sat next to this chav looking 30 odd year old fella , hes a poor player (imo)  but hes hitting everything never lost a race , inc knocking 3 out in 3 hands at 1 point, anyway heres another way in which he got tret, a kid in the big blind raises to 2.5 k (blinds 400/800)50 chav man calls, flop 2-3-6, big blind man bets 3k , chav man asks him (like hes done to everyone all day) what you got left !!!! 14k approx is the reply! ok i will set you all in ,,  insta (I CALL ) chav man A-6 , BIG BLIND A-3wtf im laughing like fcuk , big blind has played for like 7 hours solid to then piss em all away to mr chav with A-3  NOW WHAT THAT ALL ABOUT EH !!!! AND THIS WAS ALL DAY LONG , NICE IF YOU CAN GET IT EH !!!

played yesterday had a great day , busted out 141st but really enjoyed the day ,great atmosphere as always at dtd , big respect to them ,this is the reason why i travel 110 miles to play there , put me down for the next , good luck all today !!!!  see you again soon dtd

great to see its a complete sellout ,cant wait , such a brilliant comp !!! just shows how great a poker club dtd is when me and a few of my mates are prepared to travel 120 miles from hull to play at such a superb,organized efficent welll run club,

ive just come back from legoland ----- my advice would be to stay in a travelodge they are pretty basic but do the job ,after a day at legoland you just want a room to get your head down you will be so knackered !) try the travelodge bracknell-its about 6 miles from there and is a new travelodge , it also does a great breakfast to set you up for the day costing £7.50 per person which is buffett style but kids eat free !!!! great value !, if you really want  some buy one get one free tickets i have some and i will gladly send you them in the post as i have no further use for them it will cost you £38 per adult but kids have to pay the same so 2 adults and 2 kids will cost you £76 plus oh yes £2 parking the cheeky f:@?kers !! lol, also another tip whilst there deffo buy the legoland refillable soft drink flask , it will cost you £7 but you can refill with fizzy drinks all day !!! hope all this helps regards mark lewis ,ps my e mail adress is marklewis434@googlemail.com if you want to send me your adress to post you the coupons !!!! ok

how is jason herbert from scunny getting on please hes on table 3 seat 2 i believe , can you grab a quick pic of him , i think he may have his hoodie (which is superglued on ) on again !!!lol

thanks yeah thought he was from grimsby , decent cas plaYER too, he comes to hull now and then with 1 of his  mates, didnt know he played comps at this level , has he been playing em a while or did he win a seat to get here !!!!!

does anyone know is luke fields from either scunny or grimsby ??