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February 08, 2011, 07:54:47 PM »
Oh boldie how could you!
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i bought a giant bottle of tip-ex yesterday ------- BIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!
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February 10, 2011, 06:52:10 AM »
why was the avon lady chuffed ---- cause max factor !!!!!!!
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a toilets been stolen from our local police station------ police have nothing to go on !!!!!!!!!!
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February 10, 2011, 07:27:58 PM »
According to researchers (in the Sport),vegetarians' sperm tastes better than anyone else's.I nearly choked on my MUNGBEAN SALAD when I read that!
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I love wine so much,I often get a Semìllon.
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Quote from: boldie on February 08, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a pub.
The landlord says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
Laughed out very loud!!
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February 12, 2011, 01:15:56 PM »
Dubai have banned the Flintstones cartoon, apprently they don't get the humour, but it's ok because Abu Dhabi Do
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February 15, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »
So apparently Snoop Dogg is carrying a brolly with him these days ...fo drizzle.
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February 16, 2011, 04:51:02 PM »
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a loaf of bread.
The fucking birds were all over me!
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February 16, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
1st Circumlocutionist: I have in my possession an animal belonging to
the family Canidae, and it appears that he does
not possess any extra-facial olfactory organs.
2nd Circumlocutionist: Could you therefore impart to me, such
knowledge as may be necessary, to describe how
that animal circumvents the problem of
satisfying his olfactory senses?
1st Circumlocutionist: Unfortunately, the non-ambiguity of your
enquiry does not easily permit me to provide a
clever answer, but I am in fact thinking of
referring the animal to an olfactologist.
However, the animal does have a fairly
unpleasant body odour, should you be
interested.
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moonandback
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February 16, 2011, 05:00:37 PM »
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 16, 2011, 04:51:02 PM
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a loaf of bread.
The fucking birds were all over me!
aaah but did you get a duck?
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February 16, 2011, 05:01:28 PM »
Q. What's pink and hard?
A. A pig with a flick knife.
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Q. What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A. A happy pit bull.
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February 16, 2011, 05:02:52 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on February 16, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
1st Circumlocutionist: I have in my possession an animal belonging to
the family Canidae, and it appears that he does
not possess any extra-facial olfactory organs.
2nd Circumlocutionist: Could you therefore impart to me, such
knowledge as may be necessary, to describe how
that animal circumvents the problem of
satisfying his olfactory senses?
1st Circumlocutionist: Unfortunately, the non-ambiguity of your
enquiry does not easily permit me to provide a
clever answer, but I am in fact thinking of
referring the animal to an olfactologist.
However, the animal does have a fairly
unpleasant body odour, should you be
interested.
Oh dear, I actually sniggered at that.
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