Raise, re raise, then some clown always says after a little dwell up ....."im all out" just muck your facking cards.

I went to my bosses for dinner,complete disaster,his wife said to me how many potatoes would you like ? oh i'll just have the one,you dont have to be polite she said,ok then i'll have one,you f****ng pig.

This duck walks into a bar,says to the barman  "got any bread ?"  sorry duck i havent says the barman, got any bread ? did you not hear me ..i havent got any bread...got any bread ? are you deaf ! i havent got any bread...got any bread ? listen to me duck ..i havent  got any fucking bread right !!..got any bread ? ..I HAVENT GOT ANY FUCKING BREAD !!!!... got any bread ? ..right you little bastard..you ask if ive got any bread once more i'll nail your beak to the bar.........got any nails ? come to think of it i havent...







































got any bread ?

Went to the zoo,only animal there was a dog in a cage.......it was a shihtzu.

come on you spurs !!!!

that reminds me...i'll have to watch revenge of the sith again.

my mate wrote " also available in white" on a blue van...and meant it...

ok cheers,

good luck out there.

Just booked some on Virgin now, direct, for less than a £monkey, siskisskissk value imo

nice result,what dates are you going? could'nt find anything near that price on virgin.

the origami world championship is being shown live on sky, its on PPV..

im off to vegas in may..cheapest i could find is £340 return..1 stop 16 hours !!,£700 odd for the direct flight was the next cheapest..

12th may - 16th may..four nights.ended up going for the direct route..ive never been before and im itching to get there.

Do you need 2 seats? 

lol no..my nickname is completly unrelated to my body..

im off to vegas in may..cheapest i could find is £340 return..1 stop 16 hours !!,£700 odd for the direct flight was the next cheapest..

12th may - 16th may..four nights.ended up going for the direct route..ive never been before and im itching to get there.

16 hours flight for 4 nights ? Bit of an effort. lol... enjoy.

erm ... i did say im going direct !! lol.

im off to vegas in may..cheapest i could find is £340 return..1 stop 16 hours !!,£700 odd for the direct flight was the next cheapest..

12th may - 16th may..four nights.ended up going for the direct route..ive never been before and im itching to get there.

i saw a scotsman drop 5p once he bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head !!