the joke thread

[fatso]

the origami world championship is being shown live on sky, its on PPV..

[thetank]

Pa-per view, yes, very good.

 

[MrsBoldie]

I fold

[wader leg]

It had me in creases

[Newmanseye]

Warcraft Jokes but well funny when you hear em

#  "So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?' The parrot says 'Durotar. They've got them all over the place.' "


# "A duck walked into an apothecary and said 'Give me some ChapStick... and put it on my bill!"

# "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense (two tents)!'"


# "So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron.

They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen.

 It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"