what was your excuse for stealing money from the game?

I think the hand histories clear this matter up

$∞/200-$∞/100 No limit Holdem
Dealing hand # 23456
Seat 1: Buddha ($∞)
Seat 2: Jesus ($∞)
Seat 3: Vishnu ($∞)
Seat 4: tHEhoLYgHosT ($∞)
Seat 5: Moses ($∞)
Seat 6: Ra ($∞)
tHEhoLYgHosT posts the small blind of $∞/200
Moses posts the big blind of $∞/100
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Buddha [5s2h]
Ra folds
Buddha bets $∞ and is allin
Jesus folds
Vishnu folds
tHEhoLYgHosT folds
Ra calls $∞ and is allin
Ra shows KcKd
*** FLOP *** [ ]
 *** TURN *** [ ] [As]
*** RIVER *** [ As] []

Jesus wept

Sartre (observer) said “Mon Dieu”
 
Newton (observer )said “lol”

Vishnu said “I folded A2”

$∞/200-$∞/100 No limit Holdem
Dealing hand # 23457
Seat 1: Buddha ($∞)
Seat 2: Jesus ($∞)
Seat 3: Vishnu ($∞)
Seat 4: tHEhoLYgHosT ($∞)
Seat 5: Moses ($∞)
Seat 6: Ra ($∞)
Moses posts the small blind of $∞/200
Ra posts the big blind of $∞/100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Buddha [AsAc]
Buddha folds
Jesus has asked for time
Jesus said “where is the money you just won you baldy fat f*ck”
Newton (observer) said “lol infinity”
Newton (observer) said “you can’t have twice infinity or you’d have other infinities”
Jesus said “STFU you wig-wearing pillock”
Sartre said “l’infer c’est les autres”
Jesus folds
Vishnu folds
tHEhoLYgHosT folds
Ra wins $∞/200

jesus hit him with a bottle

Yes that did disappoint me, although what can you expect from someone who has been a lurker for 2000 years and clearly thinks that one best selling book makes him better than everyone else.

Hi

about 3-5 years ago i was making abit of money (Tribeca) on poker but these days i find it soo much hard to win anything since tribeca got sold/merged.
Does any one think that online poker has gotten alot harder?
And does everyone use PaHUD and PT etc etc?
do u think is a huge disadvantage without them?
Maybe me moving on to american server has affected me and me playing with out these poker aids.
I also never used forums or card runners type sites.

can you please give me some advice


Many Thanks


Paul Ho

They were talking about this thread in the big game, so I thought I'd put you on the road to poker serenity before any of the others send you on the path to oblivion.

The main problem with online poker is that it is difficult avoid looking at your cards, putting yourself at an immediate disadvantage. Looking at the cards either fills you with dangerous confidence or generates feelings of low esteem.  You must be mentally balanced, so hide the cards from view with a picture of me glued to your monitor.

Your mortality is a deep cause of concern and going broke can become a rehearsal of death.  So you must emulate the great teacher Riverdave who realises that he can only find enlightenment and poker buddhahood by constant reincarnation and thus seeks every opportunity to lose all his money but becomes more powerful after every incarnation.

Many learned teachers believe that analysis strategy mathematics and multilevel thinking are important in developing a winning game.  However I believe that these will only lead to doubt and confusion.  You must clear your mind entirely and listen to the rhythm of the game.  Your goal is merely to disrupt this rhythm. 

So clear your mind of all concern and listen to their bets raises calls and folds.  When you can hear this music so clearly that you can dance, you are ready to play.