jesus hit him with a bottle

Yes that did disappoint me, although what can you expect from someone who has been a lurker for 2000 years and clearly thinks that one best selling book makes him better than everyone else.

seriously, dont slag the guy off to me, hes my mate, you dont have the right to say that about anyone!!

what was your excuse for stealing money from the game? i may have been drunk but i remember exactly.........."listen lads, the religion is struggling, our major souce of income is generated from selling wrist bands, WRIST BANDS FFS, bunch of fucking muppets ive got working for me"!!!!

all you ever do is moan, i know you're having a hard time at the moment but seriously give your people a chance, the Chinease are gonna keep kicking you to fuck unless you let your mob have a ruck, it's not as though you're exactly against that sort of thing personally(remember the guy that worked in the kebab and they wouldnt serve you cos you was too drunk)!!

anyway we've got the Jade Emperor to fill your seet next week(Allah suggested inviting him just to piss you off)

Hi

about 3-5 years ago i was making abit of money (Tribeca) on poker but these days i find it soo much hard to win anything since tribeca got sold/merged.
Does any one think that online poker has gotten alot harder?
And does everyone use PaHUD and PT etc etc?
do u think is a huge disadvantage without them?
Maybe me moving on to american server has affected me and me playing with out these poker aids.
I also never used forums or card runners type sites.

can you please give me some advice


Many Thanks


Paul Ho

They were talking about this thread in the big game, so I thought I'd put you on the road to poker serenity before any of the others send you on the path to oblivion.

The main problem with online poker is that it is difficult avoid looking at your cards, putting yourself at an immediate disadvantage. Looking at the cards either fills you with dangerous confidence or generates feelings of low esteem.  You must be mentally balanced, so hide the cards from view with a picture of me glued to your monitor.

Your mortality is a deep cause of concern and going broke can become a rehearsal of death.  So you must emulate the great teacher Riverdave who realises that he can only find enlightenment and poker buddhahood by constant reincarnation and thus seeks every opportunity to lose all his money but becomes more powerful after every incarnation.

Many learned teachers believe that analysis strategy mathematics and multilevel thinking are important in developing a winning game.  However I believe that these will only lead to doubt and confusion.  You must clear your mind entirely and listen to the rhythm of the game.  Your goal is merely to disrupt this rhythm. 

So clear your mind of all concern and listen to their bets raises calls and folds.  When you can hear this music so clearly that you can dance, you are ready to play.

bollox, you're a liar!!!

pls dont listen to what this guy says, he's not allowed back in the cash game after last week we caught him going south, thieving bastard!! tbh it all turned a bit nasy, jesus hit him with a bottle and we were all wrecked it all got a bit out of hand, i regret it now but i stamped on his head when he was down, he said he forgave us all but i wouldnt play with him again, cheating wanker!