Had a bit on Champ in the end unfortunately. Day retired after 6 as well. RCB gunna bring it home though.

Gone for Day (12/1), Hideki (25/1) and RCB (50/1 ew).

May have a punt on Champ, although his SG on approach and ATG are worrying on a course like this.

28% possession.   No corners.  4 shots on target.  3 goals. You run like god.  Don't get carried away and be results orientated!

Maybe the luckiest part was Kimpembe should have been off in the first leg so wouldn't have been able to fanny out of blocking a shot. And Pogba was sent off in the first game so he couldn't take the penalty, which he would have inevitably missed.

Mason Greenwood becomes the 231st United youth player to feature in the #mufc first team...50% of all first team players since 1939 have come through the United Academy.

Nice to see 4 academy boys finish the game, with 7 in the squad.

You know you're having a bad year when you get knocked out of the group stages by Average.

[Get a car with cruise control.]

Get a car with cruise control.   Set it at 31 in a 30, be careful going down hills, job done.  

Some people get away with it, some don't.   I think it is more individual magistrates having different views on the seriousness of 36 in a 30.   I'd be pretty harsh on it.   I think 36 in a 30 is quite a bit worse than 80 in a 70.  

This. A lot of cars that have cruise control also have speed limiters, just bang either on in 30/40 zones.

[Foray into golf been a real challenge, obviously finding it incredibly hard, any tips would go down great.]

been back a few days, feeling quite depressed about being back in london truth be told, trying to remind myself not to be an entitled little bitch and to thank my stars I was lucky enough to spend 6 weeks swimming, drinking, eating and being looked after by an army of endlessly accommodating thai ladies...and to make my own breakfast

Foray into golf been a real challenge, obviously finding it incredibly hard, any tips would go down great.

Back to work i guess!

I'm in the same boat mate. Clay Ballard on Youtube is great for the basics.

To lighten the mood of the thread a little, Harry Maguire riding an inflatable unicorn currently has more petition signatures than Margaret Thatcher.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45886746?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ocid=socialflow_twitter

I’d be fairly happy with Tommy Robinson being on the back of a £50 considering one of the requirements for being selected is they have to be dead.

I'll take the rest

In for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

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Strong possibility he never plays again. Gutted for the guy. Seems like a genuinely nice man and an absolute baller on the pitch.

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[But no a woman said he touched her crotch and everyone goes batshit crazy.]

Funny how people think though because I look at say Mandela who pleaded guilty to 150+ acts of public violence, bombings, killings etc and he get's hero's welcome when released from jail

Trump is cowardly custard, bad hair and tangerine face but hate is off the scale

This is before we get into say Saudi Arabia where women weren't allowed to drive until like yesterday. But no a woman said he touched her crotch and everyone goes batshit crazy. Go figure.

Probably because sexual assault is illegal in America?

Well done Stu, great effort this Summer. Thoroughly enjoyable read every day.

They've looked very average vs Japan and Senegal and decent vs Poland, which by the sounds of it was the only game James was fully fit for. He got 2 assists in that game. Think they'll really struggle to create without him vs us, and Falcao isn't really a striker to create a goal out of nothing. I'd expect us to give them a real hard time at set pieces as well. Ospina has pretty poor box presence and can't catch.