Beware of cheap grinders, i bought one from a well known store.....3rd go it caught fire in my hand, took it back , next one lasted a few weeks but caught fire also. Was more pissed off that it broke the disc when i dropped it 
I now have a fantastic Milwalkee cordless grinder, superb.

Have you been opening the bottle of ' Just for men ' with your teeth ? 
I use the Silver tint myself 

People who tell you , you should of reversed into a parking space, as they walk behind you.

This Frost vs Dunne hearing is just bonkers.  Dunne and his buddies seem to have confirmed that nearly everything was true, but was just "banter".  Almost like they didn't notice how badly that defence worked at Yorkshire all of a few weeks ago.

Guilty as charged

should be a £1-£1 game but i know weekends you need to get in early to get name down, 2/3 tables

no, but if youre buying..........

Hello Tom  how the devil are you ?

I love food, i eat nothing else 

Do you have some foods that you like to eat together that others think is weird ?

For instance i love baked beans and an egg with a steak, told this to someone the other day and think i woulda got better reaction if i had killed someone.
 

Tis a fair plateful tho 

Dont think i will be bothered for a while to play, but at least the screens may save a few nasty odours if you get sat next to someone who is like Stig of the Dump.....

Yeah strange times Tom. Its not been too bad down here

I like snapchat, btw.
How are you Tom.

Apparently everything on Faceache is true.

Good stuff Tal, thought Jeeves was back for a minute