I love food, i eat nothing else 

Do you have some foods that you like to eat together that others think is weird ?

For instance i love baked beans and an egg with a steak, told this to someone the other day and think i woulda got better reaction if i had killed someone.
 

Tis a fair plateful tho 

Dont think i will be bothered for a while to play, but at least the screens may save a few nasty odours if you get sat next to someone who is like Stig of the Dump.....

Yeah strange times Tom. Its not been too bad down here

I like snapchat, btw.
How are you Tom.

Apparently everything on Faceache is true.

Good stuff Tal, thought Jeeves was back for a minute 

Hi Lisa, I don't mean to sound rude but I can't keep ignoring the Pete-sized elephant in the room.

How is my old mate?

Have a look at your birthday thread and decide for yourself

I had always assumed that Pete was a master of all things DIY.

Unfortunately not. He has absolutely no idea how to do anything or how anything works. If I google a problem and watch the YouTube videos and explain it to him and then show him what needs doing, he is kind of willing to help. My Dad finds it quite incredible that Pete has never changed a washer on a tap. I think he has changed a plug but he would definitely ask me which way round the live and neutral go.
I did all kinds of jobs with my Dad as a child and because of that I just have so much more confidence. When tradesmen come to the house I always offer to help and I ask lots and lots of questions. Some will even let me do certain tastes under their instruction. Some like it, some don’t. I’m an acquired taste. Pete usually cringes and disappears off somewhere. I find it easy to ask if I don’t understand something, Pete would never ask. Male pride I think.

 

Nice one Tom, V4 gas guzzler but without the speed 
Tikay, hope the battery charging works, but modern batteries aren't like the old type. Quite often once flat that's the end of em.
Also if your car has that stupid stop/start nonsense expect to pay about £250 for a battery.

Prob See more on a guided trip.

great photo of you all Tom, love the way everyone is sort of leaning or stretching up or around to get their heads into shot. Dunno why the person next to you is leaning so far, she has the most room of all ..........maybe he farted on the other side of her 

^ and if they didnt pay you could threaten to put their tree back up

Any Indication of an update......

Ha yes i see you didnt fit them 
Trouble is they cut thru the wire as you use them, obvs making wire thinner, and they let water in like no tomorrow .

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH ,......Scotch locks