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« on: December 10, 2006, 01:41:46 AM »
If you ever suspect that you are developing a boil on your bum, perhaps from playing too much poker, don't try to look at it in the bathroom mirror.

If you do, and you find that you are not tall enough, don't take a stool in there with you to stand on.

If you do, and you find that you can't turn your head far enough to see properly, don't bend over and look through your legs instead.

If you do, don't forget to lock the door, someone may walk in.

If they do, don't try to explain.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2006, 01:44:33 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2006, 01:47:43 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2006, 02:02:15 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 10, 2006, 01:41:46 AM
If you ever suspect that you are developing a boil on your bum, perhaps from playing too much poker, don't try to look at it in the bathroom mirror.

If you do, and you find that you are not tall enough, don't take a stool in there with you to stand on.

If you do, and you find that you can't turn your head far enough to see properly, don't bend over and look through your legs instead.

If you do, don't forget to lock the door, someone may walk in.

If they do, don't try to explain.


I thought the easiest and best face saving excuse would be something in the region of' ah...well, I fancied some solo sex including breath play and was just tying myself to the wardrobe, could you be a jolly good sport and put that orange in my mouth'

That should cover you from any embarrassment.....
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2006, 02:02:58 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 10, 2006, 01:41:46 AM
If you ever suspect that you are developing a boil on your bum, perhaps from playing too much poker, don't try to look at it in the bathroom mirror.

If you do, and you find that you are not tall enough, don't take a stool in there with you to stand on.

If you do, and you find that you can't turn your head far enough to see properly, don't bend over and look through your legs instead.

If you do, don't forget to lock the door, someone may walk in.

If they do, don't try to explain.
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2006, 02:11:17 AM »
Quote from: bobby1 on December 10, 2006, 02:02:15 AM

 could you be a jolly good sport and put that orange in my mouth'


 
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2006, 03:05:26 AM »
Quote from: thetank on December 10, 2006, 02:11:17 AM
Quote from: bobby1 on December 10, 2006, 02:02:15 AM

 could you be a jolly good sport and put that orange in my mouth'


 
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2006, 03:37:11 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 10, 2006, 01:41:46 AM
If you ever suspect that you are developing a boil on your bum, perhaps from playing too much poker, don't try to look at it in the bathroom mirror.

If you do, and you find that you are not tall enough, don't take a stool in there with you to stand on.

If you do, and you find that you can't turn your head far enough to see properly, don't bend over and look through your legs instead.

If you do, don't forget to lock the door, someone may walk in.

If they do, don't try to explain.

Im actually laughing so much ive got tears .........bless you Red for the first time tonight I have laughed out loud 
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2006, 10:30:34 AM »
 

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