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« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2006, 11:23:07 PM »



Lots of people have elderly relatives round for christmas.

They'll spend lots of time on the sofa.

Elderly people often have incontinence problems.

Large queues outside sofa emporiums.

"you do the math?"



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« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2006, 11:24:27 PM »

I'm convinced the ads on tv are posed by small people sitting on sofas to make them look bigger, just like they have actors  with small hands to advertise burger king.
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« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2006, 06:05:40 AM »



Lots of people have elderly relatives round for christmas.

They'll spend lots of time on the sofa.

Elderly people often have incontinence problems.

Large queues outside sofa emporiums.

"you do the math?"



lol hey cat, sharpen up your table football skills son

I represented my County at Table Football.

Subuteo or foosball ?

I'll take my chances at Subuteo


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« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2006, 06:21:50 AM »


I'm convinced the ads on tv are posed by small people sitting on sofas to make them look bigger, just like they have actors  with small hands to advertise burger king.


Intersting, I've never thought about it that way before.


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« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2006, 10:29:39 AM »

The law needs changing imo.

How do these companies get away with "Sale ends Saturday" only for a "new" sale to start the following monday?

Do they change the price by a penny? Or alternate which stock is on "sale"?

Then again, thinking about it, who actually believes the "sale ends sunday" bollox anyway!!!
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« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2006, 11:06:28 AM »

The law needs changing imo.

How do these companies get away with "Sale ends Saturday" only for a "new" sale to start the following monday?

Do they change the price by a penny? Or alternate which stock is on "sale"?

Then again, thinking about it, who actually believes the "sale ends sunday" bollox anyway!!!

The hundreds of people literally queuing up to ;get in'!
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« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2006, 11:13:38 AM »

the trick for these companies is to make you think that a sofa/suite is something you will always be paying for - sya 50 quid a month. Once you have paid off one, the natural thing is then to go and buy another, because you can then just continue to pay your 50 quid a month, instead of actually looking at what you have got and working out if you really do need a new one.

its a lot like the car industry in the resepect.
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« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2006, 12:07:03 PM »

When I think of sofa's for sale, I can't help but be annoyed by Martin Kemp grinning in his TV adverts trying to sell them. If at some point in the future I want to buy a sofa, I will go out of my way not to buy the ones advertised in those ads with him in them. They are really irritating
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