I'm convinced the ads on tv are posed by small people sitting on sofas to make them look bigger, just like they have actors with small hands to advertise burger king.
Intersting, I've never thought about it that way before.
The good Lord wasn't kind enough to bless me with dainty digits, so it's unlikely that I'll get a gig punting burgers any time soon.
It's 6.20am and I'm now considering getting a manicure and re-inventing myself, with my podgy paddles, as a mobile phone model.