Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes

[Ginger]

I often get funny emails sent from my Sister, this is this mornings one (gave me a right giggle)


 Subject: Learn Chinese > in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

 1) That's not right ................................. Sum Ting Wong
 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?................ Hu Yu Hai Ding
 3) See me ASAP.................................... Kum Hia Nao
 4) Stupid Man ....................................... Dum Fuk
 5) Small Horse ...................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
 6) Did you go to the beach? ....................Wai Yu So Tan
 7) I bumped into a coffee table ............... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
 8 ) I think you need a face lift ................... Chin Tu Fat
 9) It's very dark in here ........................... Wao So Dim
 10) I thought you were on a diet .............. Wai Yu Mun Ching? >Pah > > King
 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
 13) Staying out of sight .......................... Lei Ying Lo
 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............... Wa Shing Ka
 15) Your body odor is offensive ................ Yu Stin Ki Pu
 16) Great ............................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

[Graham C]

ha ha, I like no 16

[charmaine]

 

[Royal Flush]

lol classic.

[kinboshi]

Fa Kin Su Pah

[Canuck]

Number 5 and 16

lol

[MKKfish]

17) I missed the flop........ Hu Delt Clap
18) I've got the nuts........Wi Yu Muk
19) You hit your two outer...Yu Tak Pis