Odd Socks

[Colchester Kev]

Was that the only time you've dropped your knickers in public ??   

[The Baron]

I've done most of them whilst half asleep or stoned back in my uni days...

Cornflakes with orange jiuce (which is surprisingly good)

salt in my coffee

when I worked at House of Fraser I'd wear my name tag upside down

school jumper on backwards (it was a V neck)

I've even been so stoned at a uni home game I started dealing anti-clockwise!!

[ACE2M]

this happened in my younger days while working in the channel islands.

this is winter... Worked all day 8-5 went home and crahed out on the sofa as i was absolutely shattered. Startled by a noise i woke and had a look at my watch, it was 8.30, half an hour late for work on the following day. Got up and ran straight back to work only to find it all locked up. Confused i rang the boss and asked why he wasn't there... of course he informed me it was 8.30pm and i was 11.5 hrs early.

[Royal Flush]

this happened in my younger days while working in the channel islands.

this is winter... Worked all day 8-5 went home and crahed out on the sofa as i was absolutely shattered. Startled by a noise i woke and had a look at my watch, it was 8.30, half an hour late for work on the following day. Got up and ran straight back to work only to find it all locked up. Confused i rang the boss and asked why he wasn't there... of course he informed me it was 8.30pm and i was 11.5 hrs early.

CLASSIC!!

[Dewi_cool]

I worked down in mid wales for three weeks, while there I got in to a routine, finish work at 4.30pm, go to hotel wash and change on to pub where it was happy hour from 5 till 7.30, Guinness £1.40 a pint stayed till  9ish  back to hotel. meal and bed. Nice and refreshed for the morning. This went on for about two weeks, until one night came out of pub at 9 saw an old mate not seen him in years, he presusded me to carry on drinking, by 11 pm with no food too much drink I was on the karaoke singing my heart out.
Anyway back to the hotel, meals had finished, decided therefore to finish it off with another pint and a double JD.

Next thing I remember is waking up in reception at 4 am no clothes on (not a pretty site) and no idea how I got there, must have walked down two flights of stairs through the bar area to get to reception.

My main worry now was not the cctv, but the door to my room, I would have been in trouble if my door had closed, luckily it had just stopped on the lock and I was able to get back in.

Worst thing I did was metion it too someone at work, the grief I got   >:?

[simwoo]

I remember when I was a kid, my dad came home from work one day saying that he thought he must have put my pants on by accident, as they had been cutting him in half all day.
It turned out that he hadn’t put my pants on at all, he had put his own pants on the wrong way round and had the leg around his waist, and the waist around his leg!!!