if so , you could make a living as a " Sandwich Artist "
 my local paper is advertising the post right now so form an orderly queue all you budding Picasso's 
 Sandwich Artist : minimum wage. long hours. Must have excellent customer care skills and a firm grasp of post impressionism , realism , and abstract impressionism.
 what next ?? 
 litter magician - make that rubbish disappear , creatively.
 what a crazy world , why cant we call a  

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 and offer someone a job making sandwiches