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Question: Please select the best three captions from the list below...
YOU MAY LAUGH AT THE SIZE.,.,.,BUT YOU WOULDNT WANT IT ON YOUR NOSE FOR A WART,.,.,.,.,,,
At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog.
No Humberto, we asked for your stack size!!
Tikay was standing at the urinal next to me and I couldn't help but notice...
this is the size of my peanut,
I was this close to being chosen for the eggheads team, but my orange shirt was deemed too dull
he is tiny.,.,.this little man he grow from my chest.,.,
Ha Ha Ha....that was me in the toilet with the camera!
Yes, I've met KingPoker!
After forgetting to bring Sharky, a desperate Humberto introduced Freddy the Finger to the cardroom.
Brandi told me that Tikay bought her in to a couple of satellites the other night.
You think its a tiddler? wait till you see it go all in, its a monster (shark)
wanna buy my bottle of invisible ink?
Yes, I've seen Kev's lever
IF ANYBODY MENTIONS BANANAS AGAIN.......!!!!!
Humberto wasnt going to forget his trip to the Loo with Snoopy anytime soon!
Another victim of 'the real hustle' proudly displays the magic bean he purchased for only £10k
Look at the size of my "shark" ahem
"I finally got that drink from Des!!"
Whatsamatta you.......hey.........gotta no respect........hey........awww shaduppa you face
Dennis Priestley seems happy even though someone has nicked his darts
"you're this close to having that camera shoved where the sun don't shine!!"
SO I PUT THIS MUCH MORE UP HER AND SAID ALLLLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
There's always a car crash when there's a woman at the table - ever since we convinced them this is 8 inches!
its only this big when im aaaaaaallllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn
my wife asked me "how big is six inches"
Where did my sunglasses go?!
Barry Neville try's to act hard, but I just saw him in the toilets, he's like that!!!!!

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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2007, 10:48:21 PM »

WANNA BUY MY BOTTLE OF INVISIBLE INK .,.,.,HAD ME IN STICHES.,.,i reckon thats the best ever/,.,.,.,.,.,
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2007, 05:44:29 AM »

kinboshi
Yes, I've met KingPoker!

anon
this is the size of my peanut,

Claw75
Another victim of 'the real hustle' proudly displays the magic bean he purchased for only £10k

Claw75
Yes, I've seen Kev's lever

Claw75
I was this close to being chosen for the eggheads team, but my orange shirt was deemed too dull

byronkincaid
Tikay was standing at the urinal next to me and I couldn't help but notice...

byronkincaid
Brandi told me that Tikay bought her in to a couple of satellites the other night.

JAMES
YOU MAY LAUGH AT THE SIZE.,.,.,BUT YOU WOULDNT WANT IT ON YOUR NOSE FOR A WART,.,.,.,.,,,

sofa----king
wanna buy my bottle of invisible ink?

sofa----kig
he is tiny.,.,.this little man he grow from my chest.,.,

snoopy
At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog.

geothesarge
Whatsamatta you.......hey.........gotta no respect........hey........awww shaduppa you face

geothesarge
Dennis Priestley seems happy even though someone has nicked his darts

geothesarge
No Humberto, we asked for your stack size!!

taximan007
You think its a tiddler? wait till you see it go all in, its a monster (shark)

Pokerron
Humberto wasnt going to forget his trip to the Loo with Snoopy anytime soon!

geothesarge
"you're this close to having that camera shoved where the sun don't shine!!"

adrian coles
its only this big when im aaaaaaallllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn

james moody
Look at the size of my "shark" ahem

Gaz
Ha Ha Ha....that was me in the toilet with the camera!

Gareth
IF ANYBODY MENTIONS BANANAS AGAIN.......!!!!!

Gareth
SO I PUT THIS MUCH MORE UP HER AND SAID ALLLLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

phatomch
Barry Neville try's to act hard, but I just saw him in the toilets, he's like that!!!!!

cybertim
my wife asked me "how big is six inches"

Billy Johnstone
There's always a car crash when there's a woman at the table - ever since we convinced them this is 8 inches!

geo the sarge
"I finally got that drink from Des!!"

sean hart
its this big but ive 18 stone to push it in with
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2007, 05:44:55 AM »

Finally, I actually win something!
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2007, 09:35:57 AM »

online caption comps are so rigged  Roll Eyes

well done snoops!
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