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Question: Please select the best three captions from the list below...
YOU MAY LAUGH AT THE SIZE.,.,.,BUT YOU WOULDNT WANT IT ON YOUR NOSE FOR A WART,.,.,.,.,,,
At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog.
No Humberto, we asked for your stack size!!
Tikay was standing at the urinal next to me and I couldn't help but notice...
this is the size of my peanut,
I was this close to being chosen for the eggheads team, but my orange shirt was deemed too dull
he is tiny.,.,.this little man he grow from my chest.,.,
Ha Ha Ha....that was me in the toilet with the camera!
Yes, I've met KingPoker!
After forgetting to bring Sharky, a desperate Humberto introduced Freddy the Finger to the cardroom.
Brandi told me that Tikay bought her in to a couple of satellites the other night.
You think its a tiddler? wait till you see it go all in, its a monster (shark)
wanna buy my bottle of invisible ink?
Yes, I've seen Kev's lever
IF ANYBODY MENTIONS BANANAS AGAIN.......!!!!!
Humberto wasnt going to forget his trip to the Loo with Snoopy anytime soon!
Another victim of 'the real hustle' proudly displays the magic bean he purchased for only £10k
Look at the size of my "shark" ahem
"I finally got that drink from Des!!"
Whatsamatta you.......hey.........gotta no respect........hey........awww shaduppa you face
Dennis Priestley seems happy even though someone has nicked his darts
"you're this close to having that camera shoved where the sun don't shine!!"
SO I PUT THIS MUCH MORE UP HER AND SAID ALLLLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
There's always a car crash when there's a woman at the table - ever since we convinced them this is 8 inches!
its only this big when im aaaaaaallllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn
my wife asked me "how big is six inches"
Where did my sunglasses go?!
Barry Neville try's to act hard, but I just saw him in the toilets, he's like that!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 10:15:31 AM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 10:23:12 AM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 10:32:22 AM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.

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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 10:43:42 AM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.



lol.  Now we're all wondering how you know.....
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 02:45:00 PM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.



lol.  Now we're all wondering how you know.....

You told me.  Obv.
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 02:50:01 PM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.



lol.  Now we're all wondering how you know.....

You told me.  Obv.

I only said it was bigger than yours - I didn't give you precise measurements.  You are probably about right though.
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 03:49:02 PM »

Who put the bloody KingPoker one up there!!!?? Bastards

Do you really want me to post of photo of that up on here to prove you wrong!?

 

Not me, but I wish I'd thought of it!  My money's on it being Kin.



lol.  Now we're all wondering how you know.....

You told me.  Obv.

I only said it was bigger than yours - I didn't give you precise measurements.  You are probably about right though.

Ermmm, how would you know?
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 03:50:30 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 04:06:14 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 04:08:18 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?

that was KP, Tikay and Tantrum wasn't it?  Whoever it was, I wasn't invited Sad
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 04:10:20 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?

that was KP, Tikay and Tantrum wasn't it?  Whoever it was, I wasn't invited Sad

Oh, my bad.  Probably for the best anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2007, 04:11:16 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?

that was KP, Tikay and Tantrum wasn't it?  Whoever it was, I wasn't invited Sad

The rumour is you, KP and Kin. Though you failed to turn up it didn't stop the fun.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 04:16:53 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?

that was KP, Tikay and Tantrum wasn't it?  Whoever it was, I wasn't invited Sad

The rumour is you, KP and Kin. Though you failed to turn up it didn't stop the fun.

damn - sorry I missed that invite  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2007, 04:19:44 PM »

as well as I would know about KP's.  You started it Tongue

Your ménage à trois not go well then?

that was KP, Tikay and Tantrum wasn't it?  Whoever it was, I wasn't invited Sad

The rumour is you, KP and Kin. Though you failed to turn up it didn't stop the fun.

I don't think I'm his type.  Not enough wool.

...and with regards to my....'vital statistic'....I'm more of a grower than a shower.  Grin
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