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« on: October 25, 2005, 08:07:24 PM »

Just found an interesting section on the blondepoker site: "Ask The Pro" where people ask the blonde one for handy tips and advice at the poker table. But, surely we are missing a huge chance here. There must be some more interesting things we can ask the Queen Mother of poker.

I wil set the ball rolling...

1. What is the best way of hiding a bald spot?
2. What is like supporting a football team who have a 10 million pound striker who looks like an extra from "Land of the Giants" and hasn't scored a goal for about 20 months?
3. Where do you buy hair dye that particular shade of yellow?
4. How do you fend off the hoards of female groupies your success and wealth must attract?

Has anyone else got some burning questions to "Ask the Pro"?
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 08:10:20 PM »

I do....


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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 09:52:41 PM »

At the risk of being sacked

5. What is your repeat fee every time an episode of the Simpsons is shown Mr Burns?


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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2005, 10:45:00 PM »

In answer to question two, I'm sure DC will agree with me. It is great to be a European Champion. Not that many of you would know......


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