Quality debauchry evryone.
it was my girlfriends do the other day and she made me laugh with her horror stories the next day.
The one that amused me most was when leaving the club she got in the front seat of the taxi but then got worried about her friend who was supposed to be sharing it so immediately rang her to see where she was, of course she was already in the taxi sitting behind her.
Is she blonde and from essex?
neither but shes dizzy as .....
i just remembered another classic from my best friend. We worked together at BT years ago and he had feined a serious ankle injury to get out of work for a few days he needed, to keep up the pretence he came back to work with an ankle brace and crutch and was so forced to keep it up for the xmas do. many beers later it completely slipped his mind, oh how we laughed as he moon walked accross the dance floor, upon seeing us crying with laughter it dawned on him and he slipped into a sort of limping moonwalk but the game was up and he got his final warning the next week.
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