the works christmas do

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[Colchester Kev]

when i was working for Corals ... many moons ago, i won a bottle of gin in the xmas do raffle, opened it and me and a mate got absolutely wankered .. I proceeded to tell my area manager what I thought of her and her second in command ... I threw up all over an ex girlfriend who was at the do with her new fella ... and to top it all off, I fell asleep on the company laid on coach on the way home only to wake up at the drop off point to find i had pissed myself .... Not one of my finest hours, i had to write a few apology letters after that escapade i can tell you.

I have never had so much as a sip of gin since that fateful Xmas do over 20 years ago.

[TightEnd]

I cannot possibly repeat mine. I shudder now, 18 years on, from the memory

It involved the Boss's secretary, who was married to a co-worker, French kissing and Vomit.

Beyond that you can draw your own conclusions

[Ironside]

when i was working for Corals ... many moons ago, i won a bottle of gin in the xmas do raffle, opened it and me and a mate got absolutely wankered .. I proceeded to tell my area manager what I thought of her and her second in command ... I threw up all over an ex girlfriend who was at the do with her new fella ... and to top it all off, I fell asleep on the company laid on coach on the way home only to wake up at the drop off point to find i had pissed myself .... Not one of my finest hours, i had to write a few apology letters after that escapade i can tell you.

I have never had so much as a sip of gin since that fateful Xmas do LAST WEEK.

FYP

[Graham C]

when i was working for Corals ... many moons ago, i won a bottle of gin in the xmas do raffle, opened it and me and a mate got absolutely wankered .. I proceeded to tell my area manager what I thought of her and her second in command ... I threw up all over an ex girlfriend who was at the do with her new fella ... and to top it all off, I fell asleep on the company laid on coach on the way home only to wake up at the drop off point to find i had pissed myself .... Not one of my finest hours, i had to write a few apology letters after that escapade i can tell you.

I have never had so much as a sip of gin since that fateful Xmas do over 20 years ago.

LOL  Nice one Kev

Never really had Christmas do's with my work, they were a pretty unsociable lot and the partys I did go to, I tried to get out of and nothing ever happened.

These days, the office party just isn't the same, me and my Dad go bowling sometimes, but that's about it!

[AndrewT]

This year's Xmas do.

People throwing up on pavement = 1
People thrown out of hotel = 1
People going to hospital with broken noses = 1
Arrests = 1

 

[boldie]

I have never..and wil never go to a company Christmas do. I work with those people..that's enough time spent with them..The time after work is my own time and (unless I like someone i work with) will not be spent in the company of those  I have to tolerate for 5 working days a week...

[Dingdell]

My self employed christmas do this Friday at DTD - Tighty's too. Found out last night the restaurant isn't actually open yet so food fights are off the menu. Still trying to find out where they keep their photo copier........if I can get my camera charged I will post pictures of Tighty doing the chicken dance, playing pass the parcel and musical chairs.....otherwise I'll have to leave it up to your imagination!

 

[TightEnd]

My PM reply to yours applies Ms Superblogger.....

[cia260895]

Going to this years do alone wife on her do, so will be well plastered as i dont think ive had a drink in about 12 months should be fun just as long as the secretary doesnt try it on with me she has a hair coming out of her mole on her top lip NOT NICE ,,,,,,,,,,,, and she's about 60  quick whose got the bucket............

[Dingdell]

Tighty has suggested the restaurant at the disco next door to DTD, at least I think that's what he said it was....no harm in trying it, I can show him a few of my moves. He mentioned there were some east european girls there from Poland, the poles are great dancers he said so I might be outclassed in my moves but never say never.

Should be a good night....

[Claw75]

my office do this year was dire.  We employ between 250 and 300 people and the most I saw there was 55.  I left at 9.30 ( booked til 11) and I think there were 10 people left.

I won a teddy in the raffle though, and got to sit on Santa's knee

[AndrewT]

my office do this year was dire.  We employ between 250 and 300 people and the most I saw there was 55.  I left at 9.30 ( booked til 11) and I think there were 10 people left.

I won a teddy in the raffle though, and got to sit on Santa's knee

And there was us thinking a room full of civil servants would be a Caligulaesque party of debauchery.

[Snatiramas]

Went to Germany....
Got drunk............
Danced like a drunken Dad.......Arms and legs at all sorts of weird angles
Flirted outrageously with lots of women.........

Got stuck in Dusseldorf airport for an additional 2 hours with massive hangover......no way for a nice jewish boy to behave

[RED-DOG]

no way for a nice jewish boy to behave

OK for you though Snatty.