Compo has a new Mistress.......

[tikay]

Well Done to Compo. Glad the feedback is positive. I think he must have mugged sone of our team to sneak in that second appearance so soon... He seems to be some kind of genetic hybrid mix of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Max Bygraves and Walter Matthau...

Max Bygraves, now that I like.

But "Well Done Compo"? Bugger Compo, I'd say. Not literally, like.

He debuted on Sky Poker on Saturday, got another Show last night, flew to Dubai this morning, gets back Friday, then gets ANOTHER Sky Poker Show on Saturday.

And hold up - I've not finished yet.

Who's he doing Saturday's Show with? Yup - Kara. How did he manage THAT? Kara. MY Kara.

It's bang out of order, I tell ya. He runs way too good. But I don't feel threatened - have you seen the Suits he wears? The reincarnation of George Melly.

I thought he was incredibly classy. Very smooth. I may be changing horses. 

Sigh. This is all getting too much. Damn the man.

[Bainn]

I have to say that Compo did indeed do a fantastic job on both shows, maybe he is the new "Favourite Grandpa" of the show.....

[Compo]

You are all (apart from the obvious exception) too kind.  Tony Hadley is not a new one and neither is Max Bygraves ..... but Walter Matthau !!! ffs.

Oh I have just seen who said that........excellent observation skills.

Thanks again.


ps. Tom, thanks for thinking the Racing post was about when I was born.

[RED-DOG]

ps. Tom, thanks for thinking the Racing post was about when I was born.

Who said you were born?

[Kara]

Tikay, I believe the powers that be simply thought that our chemistry (yours and mine) was getting rather too much for the show, so they've decided to split us up. Sigh. Its very Romeo and Juliet really....

I'll take good care of Compo tonight

[tikay]

Tikay, I believe the powers that be simply thought that our chemistry (yours and mine) was getting rather too much for the show, so they've decided to split us up. Sigh. Its very Romeo and Juliet really....

I'll take good care of Compo tonight

I'm hurting too much to reply.

PS - Compo is married. Wears shocking suits, too. I'm not being bitter here, but he's not your type, not at all. He snores, too.

[Miami Vic]

He may snore, Tikay, but not (unlike you) on my executive sofa...

[boldie]

He may snore, Tikay, but not (unlike you) on my executive sofa...

Executive sofa!..Well Lah-di-dah!

I am sure TJ was fighting a battle for the working classes and by snoring on your fancy executive sofa he was, in his own way, protesting against the treatment of the common man by you and your fellow suits.

Workers of the world unite!