Things in life that make you go GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR NON POKER

[TightEnd]

Getting a train home at night at 5.30pm, knowing it will be very busy and then the train turns up with four carriages not the usual eight and it's like being on an Indian Railway, hanging from the rafters, and the bloke next to you has never used deoderant


Aaarrrgghh

[Royal Flush]

Getting a train home at night at 5.30pm, knowing it will be very busy and then the train turns up with four carriages not the usual eight and it's like being on an Indian Railway, hanging from the rafters, and the bloke next to you has never used deoderant


Aaarrrgghh

I love not having a job!!!! That used to drive me mad when i was using rush hour trains.

The thing that drives me mad it the Tube is not 24hrs, its just stupid.

[TightEnd]

I might give up RF, and do some entrepreneurial things instead


coming soon to a cash table near you....

[Royal Flush]

hehe.

I actually want to start a buissness, problem is i think i am too lazy. Notice i said i 'think' i am too lazy, i can't be arsed to decide if i am or not.

[TightEnd]

ask Ginger whether you should do it, she'd end up doing all the work

[matt674]

Advertisers who use the slogan "new and improved" on their product. How can this be?!?!?!? If it is new it is the first of its kind and therefore there is nothing preceeding it that could have been improved upon. If it is improved then you are taking something that previously existed and making it a better product - IT CANNOT BE BOTH!!!

Sports commentators who insist on repeatedly saying "its the final pass/ball that is letting them down". OF COURSE IT IS!!! Its ALWAYS the final pass that lets them down thats why its the FINAL pass!! If player A manages to thread the ball through the eye of a needle to player B then the move is continuing and it is not the final pass. If player A is Darren Fletcher who couldnt hit a cow's arse with a shovel then his pass always gets intercepted and its the final pass of the move.

trivial to most i know but gets on monkeys nerves anyway

[smithy69]

The one thing that annoys me more than anything, is playing footy and winning a tackle (hard but fair). Then being booked because the 18yr kid who weighs 6 stone has started crying, and acting like he has been shot by a sniper.

This then costs me money for the booking fine , which could go to my poker game.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Heid]

Fireworks set off in the street by kids.

Work constraints.

Doing the same job for nearly 6 years - I kinda need a change.

People who shout for no good reason.

People who don't shout when they should.

I make myself go grrr as well, but because of inaction rather than action.

[charmaine]

When i get phone calls every day from school , the Grrrrrrr is for my 14 yr old son 

[Rod Paradise]

Advertisers who use the slogan "new and improved" on their product. How can this be?!?!?!? If it is new it is the first of its kind and therefore there is nothing preceeding it that could have been improved upon. If it is improved then you are taking something that previously existed and making it a better product - IT CANNOT BE BOTH!!!

You & Billy Connolly are in agreement.....

Billy Connolly’s 13 things I hate about people!:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time….I know where my watch is pal, where the f*%@ is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. F*%@ing right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the f*%@ would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*%@ing floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the f*%@?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*%@ing does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like ‘My eyes aren’t what they used to be’. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering….. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*%@ing McTosser.

[matt674]

just a pity i'm nowhere near as funny!!!   

[TightEnd]

PMSL @ Connelly...great stuff