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« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2005, 07:00:04 PM »

Ok here's a rather odd story that happened to me in my (cough) younger days. I was working in a pub in Bayswater and met these 3 asian guys who were flatemates and all doing the same language course at college. One in particular was VERY nice and we both fell for each other BIG time. After about 3 months of living in each others pockets we had our first row, I was annoyed that everytime we went out his mates had to come along too, they were nice guys but I wanted us to go out on our own for once but he was having non of it. Anyway after we made up  Wink he tells me that he is the oldest son of a King/Prince of some Asian country (dont remember which) and the 2 mates are his bodyguards and that it was really important that I didn't tell anyone who he was coz it could put him in danger. I pondered on this at work the next day and decided he was probably winding me up (he was a bit of a joker). After work I went back to the flat and he was GONE, the flat was cleared out and I never saw him again  Cry It was all VERY odd.
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« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2005, 07:23:56 PM »

Someone tell me a story about The Bangles thenĀ  Cheesy

Make it up I don't care, just let me conjure a Suzanna Hoffs image awhile...yum yum!

I made her walk like an egyptian  Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2005, 07:34:07 PM »

Someone tell me a story about The Bangles then  Cheesy

Make it up I don't care, just let me conjure a Suzanna Hoffs image awhile...yum yum!

I made her walk like an egyptian  Cheesy

I did the same to Belinda, but I wont discuss it. My lips are sealed.

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« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2005, 07:56:25 PM »

I believed I snogged Martine McCutcheon on my 17th birthday, although I do not remember due to being in a drunken stupor. My friends told me I did, and such was my youthful naiivety, I did not question why a star in the midst of her Eastenders fame would feel the need to play tonsil tennis with a scruffy underage kid off his face on sambuca.

Eventually I was told the truth, it was more of a happy birthday peck on the cheek shortly prior to my being carried from the building.

Haven't been as drunk since that day, having resolved that the next time I have any kind of physical contact with a female celebrity to retain some memory of the encounter.
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« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2005, 09:05:45 PM »

ok ok i amdit it kylie has my phone number on speed dial
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« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2005, 03:56:05 AM »

yeah i heard kylie was a big fan of pizza, do you get to meet her when you deliver it, or does one of her minders take it from you at the door?
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« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2005, 04:15:41 AM »

PMFSL   Nice one tank  Cheesy Cheesy
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