Ok here's a rather odd story that happened to me in my (cough) younger days. I was working in a pub in Bayswater and met these 3 asian guys who were flatemates and all doing the same language course at college. One in particular was VERY nice and we both fell for each other BIG time. After about 3 months of living in each others pockets we had our first row, I was annoyed that everytime we went out his mates had to come along too, they were nice guys but I wanted us to go out on our own for once but he was having non of it. Anyway after we made up

he tells me that he is the oldest son of a King/Prince of some Asian country (dont remember which) and the 2 mates are his bodyguards and that it was really important that I didn't tell anyone who he was coz it could put him in danger. I pondered on this at work the next day and decided he was probably winding me up (he was a bit of a joker). After work I went back to the flat and he was GONE, the flat was cleared out and I never saw him again

It was all VERY odd.