| Maria is supprised to see Jen Mason lose a pot at the Blonde Bash | 
							
								| This is JUST Cranberry juice ! ! ! ! ! ! | 
							
								| yes im just checking.,.,and YES.,.,mine is bigger than yours.,.,.,.,.,.,., | 
							
								| Chilli froze in disbelief when surprised by the very drunk and very naked dewi... | 
							
								| Training Kev to look people straight in the eyes | 
							
								| Oh My God..!!! People are asking for my autograph here.!!! | 
							
								| " FRANNNNNNNNNNN, Theres no Alcohol in this drink !!! " | 
							
								| Coz I got the biggest balls of em all | 
							
								| i am a bloke with gothams.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.(gotham citys = titys) | 
							
								| Chili adopts he "Abi Titmuss pose" in an effort to get sponsorship | 
							
								| Halfway through a game of pocket billiards Maria discovers that what Tikay's been saying about him is true | 
							
								| Rob Yong announces that the central heating is broken | 
							
								| OMG,guess what ive found in my pocket??? AND ITS NOT A MARS BAR | 
							
								| Moorman's multi-tabling how many tables?!! | 
							
								| Chilli's face says it all after the shock proposal from Mick McCool | 
							
								| Maria just hears the news that millionaire Neil Channing is rumoured to have a huge penis! | 
							
								| NAS approved gazoomas | 
							
								| jesus snoops those are bigger than mine | 
							
								| You never told me cranberry juice causes my tongue to swell | 
							
								| the invisible man was just getting towards his vinegar stroke | 
							
								| OMG!! I've found a Willy down here!! | 
							
								| Chili looks on in awe as Neil Channing reveals his huge penis | 
							
								| Chilli on hearing the news that M3boy was not disagreeing with anyone on the forum | 
							
								| Did I really just crack Aces? | 
							
								| chilli was a little surprised at Kev's elephant impression | 
							
								| "Have you seen Neil Channings huge penis?" | 
							
								| Maria pulls her best poke-her face | 
							
								| "ldo" | 
							
								| yeh, but, no, but, yeh but, no, but yeh, but, yeh wotever. | 
							
								| stripes do make things look bigger | 
							
								| After accidentally nudging her trouser snake, Chili comes to the shocking realisation that she is indeed a fella | 
							
								| OMG - A girl is going to win the Bash and it won't be me! | 
							
								| Super Chilli Plays Fantastic, Kevs Arse Is Atrocious | 
							
								| Does anyone mind if I take this little telly off my head..!! | 
							
								| never ever put those silver shorts back on again big boy! | 
							
								| "No, it's no good I've still got hiccups" | 
							
								| Piss off Jizz thats massive |