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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 12:46:11 AM »

When I heard about the guy being shot, me and all my friends said 'I bet they got the wrong man!'.

All the scum they could shoot and they shoot an innocent guy, you got to love the police.

they should have a new program on the BBC, call it "the apprentice nostradamus".. I bet you and you friends would walk it.



It would only be like 5 mins long, he'd know who's gonna fail the task already, fire em, and Eastenders would have drag on for 55 mins.

how would you know that? maybe YOU are the modern day nostradamus.  Answer me this Q... did you know that scottmcgees friends knew that they got the wrong man?

let me tell you what happend, i got my map of the stars out and done a few predictions, now i havnt dabbled in the old astrology for a while cos i seem to be reading the planets wrong lately, i cant get a placepot up or anything, well this illistrates how far out i am................

after my last session of astrological predictions i wrote down the following: "I vet they hot the bong pan"

I didnt know what it meant at the time but it seemed to have some vague refrence to smokable class b/c drugs so needless to say i went out and got stoned.

you see where i'm going wrong now?

placepot predictions are aligned with the stars, not the planets, so thats where you are going wrong with that.

as for your predictions following your astrological prophecy, it was probably a testament to the fact that you did your class b/c/z drugs before you made the reading. Show some dedication to the cause please.

Anyways, this feels like its a pervasive plan to send someone in so many directions that they forget what the central point is.

are you, or are you not, the reincarnation of nostradamus?

I read astrology for dummies once, some bastard had ripped out the last 4 pages though so i had to impart improvisation techniques of my own to the system in order to syncronise my brain with the annual stage of optimum planetary alignment, plus there were loads of big words in it i didnt understand.



you keep avoiding the question.



hhhhhhhmmmmmmm, the initial question with regards to the incisive forsight of mr Magoo and his pals i believe was answered with a droll elucidation.

you continued that perhaps through misdirection contained within a succsession of my posts i was somhow avaoiding a question, then proceeded to ask an entirely new one,specifically regarding my incoporal heritige, now unless you believe the origional nostodamus to be a 16th century opium smoking charlaton that pretended to know shit to sleep with some loose chicks the answer you sought was contained therein.

I expect a more consistent line of questioning from you sir, i think you know you've let yourself down.

But dont worry i think i can help, i know that the recent hike in 6 cans of stella for a fiver to £5.50 has hurt you, it's hurt us all mate, so i'm gonna do you a favour, i'm gonna tell you wgere theres a solitary offlicense in london that still goes 6 cans for a fiver!

In return YOU have to answer me a question, deal?

name 2 of the friends refrenced by mr magee?  


First of all your scurrilious accusations of stella-based posting are unacceptable.. I managed to secure a short term contract providing me with 10 cans of 440ml stella for £6.99.

As for the drollness of the aforementioned posting, that indeed was encompassed with a veracity of drollness not oft seen on an internet poker forum, but the elucidation was lacking markedly, as my prior posts pertained to with an oratorial clincality.

my questioning has always maintained a perpetual linearity that despite your prior infractions, will remain as such.

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unless you believe the origional nostodamus to be a 16th century opium smoking charlaton that pretended to know shit to sleep with some loose chicks the answer you sought was contained therein.

we are not discussing the origional, but more so the reincarnation. Still you evade the question. More quantrains, less verbose.
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 12:58:26 AM »

I managed to secure a short term contract providing me with 10 cans of 440ml stella for £6.99

 

why is this the first i'm hearing of this?

I like the indirect line of questoning you take in your last post, it shows an extemporaneous adaptability to my previous reticence that should be rewarded, however it's simply not underhanded enough to break my stella fuelled prevarication, though i feel we're getting closer to that single word answer, do you?
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 01:06:50 AM »

I managed to secure a short term contract providing me with 10 cans of 440ml stella for £6.99

 

why is this the first i'm hearing of this?

I like the indirect line of questoning you take in your last post, it shows an extemporaneous adaptability to my previous reticence that should be rewarded, however it's simply not underhanded enough to break my stella fuelled prevarication, though i feel we're getting closer to that single word answer, do you?


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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 02:10:24 AM »

I managed to secure a short term contract providing me with 10 cans of 440ml stella for £6.99

 

why is this the first i'm hearing of this?

8 for £4 in tesco's apparently.
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2008, 10:27:26 AM »

I managed to secure a short term contract providing me with 10 cans of 440ml stella for £6.99

 

why is this the first i'm hearing of this?

I like the indirect line of questoning you take in your last post, it shows an extemporaneous adaptability to my previous reticence that should be rewarded, however it's simply not underhanded enough to break my stella fuelled prevarication, though i feel we're getting closer to that single word answer, do you?


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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2008, 02:45:50 PM »

   You both have far too much time on your hands and for that, I thank you!   
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