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« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2009, 03:23:56 PM » |
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what do they argue over now who rinses?
Not now they don't. We still had the 'rinse and fill' argument but that soon ended when I changed the chore to different days instead. So now Jen does it all on her own one day, Ashley the next, no bickering... for 10 minutes. |
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« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2009, 03:29:51 PM » |
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Paper plates and plastic knives and forks FTW FACT
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« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2009, 05:13:35 PM » |
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It is impossible to get dishes as clean by hand as in a dishwasher - its just you cant see the bits that washing by hand leave behind. That plus its just time efficient to use a dishwasher.
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« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 09:45:43 PM » |
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FML Part II. The fridge/freezer has just packed up. I'm getting fat eating everything before it goes off.
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2009, 01:16:25 PM » |
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« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2009, 01:19:17 PM » |
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LOL - mine doesn't seem so bad now.  |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2009, 03:33:22 PM » |
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LOL - mine doesn't seem so bad now. shouldn't laugh really, but...... Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2009, 03:37:37 PM » |
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Yeah the blue martian is my favourite too.
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« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2009, 03:40:33 PM » |
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Yeah the blue martian is my favourite too.
the electric toothbrush one and the virginia one one the first page of 'top FMLs' both pretty good too! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2009, 03:48:24 PM » |
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My favourite,
Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2009, 04:06:56 PM » |
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I agree Claire the electric toothbrush is very funny as well. It's great that putting FML after nearly anything makes it loads funnier.
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« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2009, 08:24:46 PM » |
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Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML |
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