Flushy has broke it already!!! FACT!

Home from work [ x ]
Fancied a punt on blonde roulette [ x ]

Opened the window and noticed the minimum bet was 50p, Happy days me thinks, I carefully spread my bet around the table ensuring to make up to the 50p minimum. Click on spin and error message comes up.

The minimum bet allowed is 50p, Place a larger bet and try again.

Now thinking this was a joke or a pisstake or even a Software error from the network i ask our trusty Man from Colchester ( now on the coast ).

He promptly replies giving up a few mins of the porno he's watching to help me, knowing he can rewind it later. His advice is " its the Exchange rate Bill, bet a wee bit more than 50p and give it a whirl."

Off i plod back to the roulette, I spread my bet around the table up to a whopping 75p, Then comes the almighty click of the spin button.

Funny noise from the computer and error message saying

The minimum bet allowed is 50p, Place a larger bet and try again.

FML me thinks

Maybe this network thinks the pound is worth less cos Gordon Brown is an arse and we are tits high in debt and still fighting overseas and Glasgow bandit is allowed to have an opinion too ( they may have a point you know !!!)

So I pop my bet up to £1.24 spreading it nicely round the numbers i fancy, knowing this is a skill game and all that.

SPIN!!!!!

FML

The minimum bet allowed is 50p, Place a larger bet and try again.

OK piss take over I am sure i can beat this bloody roulette, I decide given our current economic climate, the state of the nation, the FACT!!! that M3bot no longer posts on blonde, The current situation of Flushy being a shareholder and even the took in to account that Ginger no longer has pigtails.

£3 for a $1 was the exchange rate i came up with, thinking it was even a tad generous but WFT i want to spin damnit!

the tension was unbearable as i strategically spread my i penny bets around the board, taking spits and straight ups and sixth lines and a hefty 12p on 0 just in case cos that's how THEY get you.

I even had to clear it a few times just to makesure it was just how i wanted it.

once i was finished I sat back in my chair and took stock, I was so proud of this almighty bet knowing my spin would come this time.

I slowly reached for the mouse, moved it those few small centimetres to get on top of the spin button, and in a rush of Adrenalin I clicked SPIN!!!!!!!!

I closed my eyes, already spending the riches that will flow from those bulging vaults of the Blonde coffers, the thought of a Flushy buyout came to mind. ooh the irony would be fantastic, he could stake Girlbands as well as Boybands with the money I'd give him back I thought.

I heard a strange noise echo over the top of 99 red balloons - Nena playing on youtube......................................................

slowly i open my eyes expecting my fortune to appear.

FML

The minimum bet allowed is 50p, Place a larger bet and try again.

OHH FFS, and the penny finally dropped, its Flushy, Hew must have know my master plan to buy him out with the winnings from the blonde casino. He's a devious one that Flushy.

[ X ] GG

[ x ] Next time i will succeed