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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 05:06:14 PM »

they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich when they first opened a witherspoons(high class gaff for woolwich) but everyone kept beating him up, they had to have one bouncer on the door and one in the toilet before they decided just to give up

No respect...

nope, it was me that used to beat him up, but i only did it to nick the coppers out of his bowl

You wouldn't have done it if he was your dad.
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« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »

I thought it was the coppers nicking you
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« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 05:29:50 PM »

I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?

Still rank but I'm an abs hygiene nit.

Geez how do you get on playing live poker, handling the chips etc
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 05:38:35 PM »

Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating Cheesy


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  Cheesy

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........

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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2009, 05:42:33 PM »

My Dad's a nob Sad
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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 06:02:52 PM »

Nice result Kev Smiley

Good of you to have a spray, outragous76 didn't like to say anything
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2009, 06:04:36 PM »

I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?

Still rank but I'm an abs hygiene nit.

oh dear im sure you will love the toilets in the club tomorrow night lol
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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 09:11:08 PM »

My Dad's a nob Sad

ffs tank, did you not see what happened last time someone wrote nob on a thread?
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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2009, 09:17:34 PM »

they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich

lol. wtf were they thinking. putting a bowl of pound coins and a load of aftershaves in the toilet of a woolwich pub and expecting them to not get nicked. that was never going to go well
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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2009, 10:11:27 PM »

Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating Cheesy


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  Cheesy

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........



AK and  ... I crapped em when the young fella next to me went into the tank before passing AJ Wink
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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2009, 10:19:25 PM »

Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating Cheesy


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  Cheesy

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........



AK and  ... I crapped em when the young fella next to me went into the tank before passing AJ Wink

i know - i thought he was passing a monster - you looked nervous - but i still couldnt justify the call with 3's - not with the rest of teh value on teh table - do you know who won?
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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2009, 10:24:01 PM »

The young lad in blue T-Shirt.

The one you doubled up twice !!
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« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2009, 10:33:09 PM »

oh yes u mean usain!

runner runner 2 outer indeed -
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