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« Reply #135 on: March 19, 2010, 05:44:17 PM »

I was in a black cab last weekend and asked to go to the Vic. He soon got out of me I was going to play poker. So he starts talking:

"I'm more of a horse man me. Great man that Paul Nicholls. I know a bloke who knows someone who has a mate who works in his yard. There's a horse called Najaf running on Friday it's about 20/1, great each way bet so they tell me".
So like a mug, and on the basis I can't pick a thing, I have £50 each way at 20's. Cheer him home in the 2.40, it's my last hope!!

And come on Denman, you're my racing hero.

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« Reply #136 on: March 19, 2010, 05:50:53 PM »

lool just did a monkey on the 5:15 to try get out.

[  ] got out.
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« Reply #137 on: March 19, 2010, 05:58:20 PM »

Feckin awful day...... Midlands Grand National tomorrow though, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« Reply #138 on: March 19, 2010, 06:11:58 PM »

I was in a black cab last weekend and asked to go to the Vic. He soon got out of me I was going to play poker. So he starts talking:

"I'm more of a horse man me. Great man that Paul Nicholls. I know a bloke who knows someone who has a mate who works in his yard. There's a horse called Najaf running on Friday it's about 20/1, great each way bet so they tell me".
So like a mug, and on the basis I can't pick a thing, I have £50 each way at 20's. Cheer him home in the 2.40, it's my last hope!!

And come on Denman, you're my racing hero.

2nd damn

The old taxi man was't far away!
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« Reply #139 on: March 19, 2010, 07:57:00 PM »

Shares in all the boookie chains up shit loads I suppose.


Also, can anyone give this staement any credibility ?

"Big Bucks would have been a 4/7 or 1/2 shot if Master Minded and dunguib had won"
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« Reply #140 on: March 19, 2010, 08:19:02 PM »

I guess the bookies probably had big liabilities on trebles and doubles with those 2 with Big Bucks so wouldve had to lower the price.

Also favourite backers wouldve been filling their boots on Big Bucks with their returns from Dunguib and Master Minded so the price wouldve been lower.
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« Reply #141 on: March 20, 2010, 12:34:51 AM »

Has there ever been more after timers than today? In the pub earlier everyone was Kauto or Denman. Went back down tonight - everyone had backed Imperial Commander and not one person had backed Kauto.
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« Reply #142 on: March 20, 2010, 01:02:09 AM »

Has there ever been more after timers than today? In the pub earlier everyone was Kauto or Denman. Went back down tonight - everyone had backed Imperial Commander and not one person had backed Kauto.

lol yeah thats coz they were all lynched up in their living rooms!
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« Reply #143 on: March 20, 2010, 10:03:12 AM »

Miserable week, not backed a winner, intended backing Imperial but got stuck into the dark rum a bit early and had it in a forecast with Kauto. Bring on Aintree.
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« Reply #144 on: March 20, 2010, 10:18:03 AM »

I backed Kauto for far too much money, to cheer me up though I was watching the race in the staff room at work, as Kauto fell my good friend cheered, started jumping around and proceeded in getting about 10 betting slips out.  He had backed the first 3 horses in the race all for 50p each way.

I honestly could have smashed his stupid face in...  I wasnt very happy
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« Reply #145 on: March 26, 2010, 01:43:32 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlkMR0_Lsg

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« Reply #146 on: March 26, 2010, 02:27:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlkMR0_Lsg

Slightly NSFW due to "language"

lol funny as fuck!

Wish that was the same for all of us, I should be happy with my tiny profit as it was a poor Cheltenham TBH
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