FOOTBALL SONGS

[Jim-D]

Let's all laugh at City,

Ha ha ha ha

[Jim-D]

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

[GlasgowBandit]

my early memories of going to see Celtic , would normally involve hearing songs which would make normal people cringe...

 


BTW thats an excellent song you posted.  Its a must for the iPod.  Stilll sung reguarly in a lot of trad arr. sets by mane folk/irish bands.

[kinboshi]

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

Forever in our shadow.

[NoflopsHomer]

Shoes off if you love the toon...

(Cue 20,000 geordies taking off their smelly trainers and waving them in the air)

repeat.

[brummieboy]

Keep Right on to the End of the Road

As you go through life, it's a long, long road,
There be joy's and sorrows too.
As we journey on, we will sing this song
For the boys in royal blue.
We're off to Pakistan , la, la, la,
In a caravan, la, la, la.

Chorus

Wipe that sh*te off the end of your nose,
Wipe that sh*te off your nose.
Though the way be long,  Let your hearts be strong,
Keep right on to the end.
Though you're tired and weary, Still journey on,
Till you come to your happy abode,
With all the love, we'll be dreaming of.
Will be there,   WHERE?
At the end of the Road.
Birmingham! Birmingham!

[brummieboy]

Some say that St Andrews is a wonderful place
To the boys from Villa park it's a f**king disgrace
They say they've got showers but we know the truth,
there's a hole in the roof where the rain p*sses through
Sing up, we hate oh we hate the city, we hate oh we hate the Blues
Oh we hate, oh we hate the city and we love it when them b*stards lose.

[brummieboy]

Couple of decades ago now, but always brings a smile to my face.

There was a team called City they come from Birmingham,
got knocked out of the FA Cup by non league Altringham,
was in the final minute the referee blew up,
and now those blue nose b*tards are out the FA Cup.

[johnbhoy76]

To the tune of Re-E-wind (when the crowd say 'Bo' selector):

Van-Per-Sie

When a girl says 'no' molest her!

lololololololol!!!!!   

[weller001]

an oldie,


Bjornebeye in my gang, my gang, my gang.....Bjornebeye in my gang , oh yeaahh

He's Norwegian, he's norwegian.......

[sovietsong]

Wise wise whatever have you done,
you put leeds in division one,
you wont win a cup and you wont win a shield
your biggest game will be huddersfield.

As a leeds fan i really should hate this song but i think its class.

3points and counting!!

[Longy]

The oldest song still sung at football is "On the ball city", it apparantly even predates the founding of Norwich City but was adopted by the club roughly a 100 years ago.

On the days to call, which we have left behind,
Our boyhood’s glorious game,
And our youthful vigour has declined
With its mirth and its lonesome end;
You will think of the time, the happy time,
Its memories fond recall
When in the bloom of your youthful prime
We’ve kept upon the ball

Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal.

Let all tonight then drink with me
To the football game we love,
And wish it may successful be
And in one grand united toast
Join player, game and song
And fondly pledge your pride and toast
Success to the City club.

Kick off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage,
Keep it low, a splendid rush, bravo, win or die;
On the ball, City, never mind the danger,
Steady on, now’s your chance,
Hurrah! We’ve scored a goal.

Only the chorus in bold is still sung, bit different to your standard football song im sure you will agree.

[sovietsong]

We're winning away
we're winning aawwwaaaaaaay
how shit must you be
we're winning away

Hull City 12/11/2010.

prob been sang before but really liked this one

[The Baron]

To the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Park Ji wherever he may be,
He eats dogs in his own country,
But it could be worse, he could be scouse,
Eating rats in his council house.