This made me chuckle:
I swapped from virgin TV to sky TV this week and had a look at the sky poker channel, there was an older guy called TJ (or something similar) on there looking straight in to the camera saying that new players should instantly go on to the cash tables and open up at least 4 games. "It might be a little tricky the first few nights" was his line. Yeah I wonder who pays your wages pal lol.