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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2012, 03:27:02 PM » |
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Go for the direct approach and try and wangle and answer. Tell her that you are a professional poker player who earns shit loads of cash! Tell her you have just registered for some afternoon tourneys and ask her if she knows how to play poker and if she would like to learn? Of course she will need to sit in your lap so that you can let her have control of the mouse whilst you ‘teach’ her the ropes. Hopefully she will feel the throbbing of your dobbin and either get amongst it or will think you’re a total freak and leave.
Either way if she is keen, you get the chance to try whilst you play! Tell her if she wins you will split the cash with her at the end of the day, and take her out for a slap up meal!
If she does get giddy with it, I’m sure you will quite happily let the tourneys sit out
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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2012, 03:39:53 PM » |
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Jog the poker on and focus on the female!
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« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2012, 03:50:56 PM » |
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Hilariously/disgustingly enough I have ANOTHER friend in a similar spot about 18 months ago, wasn't on holiday but he had to sack online tournaments off for meeting a girl, I jokingly said to him whilst he was doing it "hope it's not a bad time of the month mate" he got a bit frenzied at the comment and only went and asked her!
H(ilarious)orrible.
He got there there though, so she's prolly a keeper...
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« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2012, 03:51:34 PM » |
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Just rest the laptop on her back.
Wins. Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.
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« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2012, 04:17:36 PM » |
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Just rest the laptop on her back.
And then go all in. make sure you hit your back door gutshot |
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« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2012, 05:24:32 PM » |
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Some of the above replies seem to be guys who obv are still waiting for their first shag. Maybe should try and get a female perspective  |
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« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2012, 05:46:26 PM » |
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Some of the above replies seem to be guys who obv are still waiting for their first shag. Maybe should try and get a female perspective aye, theres not much worse on a date then whipping out a bit of poker banter |
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« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2012, 09:11:41 PM » |
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lol at grinding in the first place
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« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2012, 09:27:15 PM » |
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lol at grinding in the first place
This. Quality. Would have thought the answer isn't get a friend to post it on a poker forum in the hope of getting a straight answer. |
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« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2012, 11:26:11 AM » |
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I am obv way too old and jaded to post in this thread  |
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« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2012, 09:20:36 PM » |
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I am assuming everyone knows to replace Cuba/n with Columbia/n in this story? and it didn't end up going anywhere.
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« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2012, 11:01:01 PM » |
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I am assuming everyone knows to replace Cuba/n with Columbia/n in this story? and it didn't end up going anywhere.
it sure didn't |
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