TheNun was an avid poker player, bordering on degenerate. She played as often as she could and could hold her own. Unfortunately, she often took her bad beats too seriously and too personal.
One night, after a nine hour session, TheNun was dealt two aces and bet a load. Flushy, was a fat old guy who seemed mostly interested in putting TheNun on tilt and who played quite loose, called. The flop came As Ah
. TheNun thought about check raising (she had 4 Aces), but bet a gentle £50 to keep him in figuring Flushy would call.
Next card,
TheNun goes for the kill and bets £100, but Flushy pushes all his chips in the center and said, " I bet two thousand all-in".
TheNun couldn't believe her ears and gleefully calls the bet. Next card
.
Grinning from ear to ear, TheNun said, "Four Aces.", and reached for the chips. "Not so fast, Girlie.", says Flushy. "I've got me a Royal Flush."
TheNun went into shock. After a moment or two, she got up and calmly walked into the bathroom. As she splashed water on her face, she noticed an old straight razor on the shelf beneath the mirror. She calmly reached up and took the razor and slashed both wrists. As she stood there bleeding into the sink, Tikay shouted through the door, "Hey, Nunny. A bunch of us are going over to Yongsta's next friday for a tournament. Wanna go?"
theNun quickly presses her wrists together, vein on vein, and says, "What time?".
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