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stallyon
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« on: May 18, 2006, 09:41:40 AM »
The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto   Memento   Borneo   Tango

Cheerio   Subbuteo

Scenario   Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch      Hardtoreachitch   Scratchanitch

Hic   Sic   Spic   Pric

Digaditch   Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

 
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov   Chesticov   Nasticov

Slalomsky   Downhillsky

Risky      Swedishshev      Mastershev

Fuckov   Ufuckov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov



ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou   Blessiou   Thankyiou

Busqueue   Snookercu

Pennyciou   Twoapennyciou   Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou   Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu


 
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen   Crapdefenssen   Haveagossen

Firstsson   Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen   Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen      Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli   Beerbelli   Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli   Yrarseissmelli   Onetoomani

Legslikejelli   Havabenni

Wobblijelli   Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi


                       
 
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava      Hopelez   Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina   Skrewdigalz      Luis Canon       Sombrero

Chihuahua   Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
                     
Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland   Van der Valk      Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

Add van Tagus   Hertz van Rental   Transit van Dors

Van Coova      Van Sprokendown      Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison


Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 09:49:18 AM »
Blimey, this one has to be an old one if your including the Yugoslavian national team!! Wink
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 11:11:27 AM »
had to put them in...their names are soooo funny
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 11:13:37 AM »
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=10285.0
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 11:16:51 AM »
Stallyon = Xenophobe :-)
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2006, 11:19:06 AM »
Just change the name to Serbia and Montenegro, officially the Yugoslavian national team played its last game back in 1994 against Holland. They became Serbia and Montenegro in 1994 but sanctions meant they were not allowed to change their name officially until 2003 so up until then they carried on using the name "Yugoslavia".
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2006, 11:23:43 AM »
Quote from: Nemesis on May 18, 2006, 11:13:37 AM
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=10285.0

sorry...i dont read that forum so didnt realise it was already posted....thousand apologies

also, its not that I have a disliking to foreigners - I hate everyone  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2006, 12:01:48 PM »
Weel I doubled up with laughter,even though you ca'nt be a zenophope nowerdays, it still made my day .
well done that man. Cheesy
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