Squads Named for World Cup

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Onyabackyabitch Swedishshev Mastershev

F**kov Uf**kov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison