my 1000th post a message to you all...........

[Newmanseye]

 

[turny]

I know we're not supposed to correct spelling and stuff, but this one really pisses me off seeing as it's your catchphrase.

Your means belonging to you. 

Your bins, your sinclair, your driving licence, your yellow t-shirt.

Hence No Flops joke, he thinks you're talking about his old porn and empty Kestrel tins.


You're is a an abbreviation of you are. It is perhaps this word you're looking for.

The apostrophe ( ' ) serves to substitute for the omission of the letter a in you are.

Similar apostrophes are used in that's (substituting for i, meaning that is)
they're (they are)
what's (what is)
they've (they have - substituting for more than one letter here)
etc..

I'm off to hang myself. I promised myself I wouldn't (would not) mention this. It got too much though, I had to give.

your still rubbish!

[thetank]

your still rubbish!

Your fizzy rubbish!

[NoflopsHomer]

What on earth are Kestrel tins?

[thetank]

Cheap booze.

[Newmanseye]

lager so cheap that aldi would not stock it!

[NoflopsHomer]

Pah, I don't drink such rot, Trappist beer is much nicer.

[thetank]

I beg your pardon then.

Anyway, what are you doing leaving your old porn for the bin man?

Everyone knows it is supposed to be left on railway sidings for the next generation.

[NoflopsHomer]

I'm still slightly impressed and bemused that we've managed to go from someone's celebratory post to porn in about 20 moves.

[thetank]

You brought it up mate

I like dodgy porn

I don't know
Something should be done.

[thetank]

Anyway, congratulations inthebelly.

Here's to the next 1,000. 

I promise to shut up about your punctation till post 2k.