ladies hit back

[Colchester Kev]

Im a fat lazy barsteward with a glass back, if you can get me a chair I will play on your team Iron .... can you get me a powered one, i cant be arsed to turn the wheels myself

excuse my ignorance Kev, but I've never heard of a glass back.  Do you mind if I ask what that means exactly and how it came about?  Tell me to mind my own if you want!

A glass back is a technical term for a weak back that gets put out very easily, it just means fragile.

Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with  a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....


NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys..

AYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

[Claw75]

kiv your now our goalie

i wont be able to bring a chair with me due to the fact i am flying but i will pinch an armchair from the hotel

might I suggest a high-backed four seater sofa?

[Claw75]

A glass back is a technical term for a weak back that gets put out very easily, it just means fragile.

haha - I didn't think glass was a very sensible bone substitute!  I've got one of those as well then

[Ironside]

kiv your now our goalie

i wont be able to bring a chair with me due to the fact i am flying but i will pinch an armchair from the hotel

might I suggest a high-backed four seater sofa?

nah an armchair will be big enough you seen the size of the 5- a side goals?  remember we have KIV on the arm chair

[Dingdell]

For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field - then we'll see who runs rings round each other.....

[Bongo]

For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field

Otherwise they might roll away...




(sorry!)

[Robert HM]

Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with  a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....


NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys..

If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence.

[The_nun]

Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with  a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....


NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys..

If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence.

[Robert HM]

Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with  a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....


NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys..

If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence.

 

[londonpokergirl]

Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with  a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....


NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys..

    Maureen i'm with u on that one 

If they think i'm gonna run about a pitch with my baps, not a chance in hell

[Royal Flush]

For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field

Otherwise they might roll away...




(sorry!)