Opening a bank account in $$

I tried this again today and got pissed about so much by them.

Went to Bank of Scotland, they told me I had to go to Halifax to open it

Went to Halifax again, again they told me they didnt do such an account until i proved to them that they did, they looked amazed at how much better of a banker I am than they are, then they told me I had to go to Bank of Scotland to open it.

I give up, I'd rather keep my money in NEteller losing interest than let the Bank Of Scotland have my money, unless anyone knows of any other banks that do good currency accounts?