Giant courgette

[snoopy1239]

It's Ginger I feel sorry for. 

[Claw75]

It's Ginger I feel sorry for. 

doesn't sound like she is in need of sympathy 

[matt674]

It's Ginger I feel sorry for. 

doesn't sound like she is in need of sympathy 

Oh i dont know - pointless having the two veg if you havent got the meat to go with it............ 0:-)

[Indestructable]

now i can't have my hot dog either.

[I, Zimbra]

Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know,
He grew a big zucchini for the local flower show
And when the story got around they came from far and wide,
And when then saw what he had grown, everybody cried.....

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.

He was leaning on the garden gate the other day,
And beckoned to a lady who lives just across the way,
He took her down the garden path and showed it to her with pride,
And when she saw the size of it, the little lady sighed..

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.

Third verse, worse than the first!
And then the flower show was held and everybody went,
To see this huge zucchini, lying there inside the tent.
Soon the judges came along to give the prizes out,
And they only took one look at it and they began to shout,
Now what did they shout???"

OOOOOH! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.


--- Tim Curry, 'Saturday Night Live'.

[AlrightJack]

My uncle billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake
And she hit it with a rake
And now its only five foot four

[Poppet7]

I Spent some time in Brighton with Flushie this weekend.

Fruit or vegetable though? 

A plum?

James' plums are fine tyvm (also having spent time with him/them this weekend) Though I am a little concerned as to how Red knows about James' prize winning marrow!   

 

[sofa----king]

well i went down the market,with my uncle jim
and someone threw a tomatoe at him,
now tomatoes are soft,and dont break the skin,
but this bugger did,it was still in a tin............
beat that lol

[I, Zimbra]

Oops, should I have mentioned that zucchini is what they call courgettes in the US?

It might make my original Tim Curry song post a little less random...

[Just in case anyone didn't already know that of course, but you're all such super-smart Blondeites... ]