Lost Abridged

[thetank]

Tonight at 10pm on Sky one.

A one hour summation of what happened in Series 1 and 2 of lost.
For those who never got into it, but fancy watching Series 3 with everyone to see what all the fuss is about.

I'll be giving it a lookie.

[bolt pp]

 

then on sky one at 11pm is the making of lost abridged, then on sky two at 12pm is a behind the scenes look at the team that made the lost abridged documentry followed by 5 hours of some bird trying to get me to phone in and tell her how many hearts are in the puzzle, but there are people in the puzzle, do you count them? plus the hearts are on playing cards so does the number 3 count as 3 hearts, also do you have to include the rest of the hearts that are blocked by the other overlapping cards but cant be seen?

[NoflopsHomer]

How can you lose a bridge? 

[TightEnd]

Tonight at 10pm on Sky one.

A one hour summation of what happened in Series 1 and 2 of lost.

nothing happened.


get an hour of your life back!

[thetank]

Is Lost just a big bag of wank then?

[TightEnd]

Is Lost just a big bag of wank then?

 

[NoflopsHomer]

Is Lost just a big bag of wank then?

It's no Battlestar Galactica...

[TightEnd]

Or Blakes Seven

Or Red Dwarf

Or West Wing

Or The Sopranos

[thetank]

West Wing is well decent.

[Tonji]

West Wing is well decent.

exactly what John Logie Baird had in mind when he legged it down to the Patent Office

[thetank]

Excellent dialogue.....

Middle Eastern Ambassador manny : Mr. McGarry, I think we are both men, and I think we both know there is a charade being enacted here. I understand Western politics, and I understand President Bartlet is unable to admit Israel's complicity in the death of the Sultan's brother during a close election. So perhaps we could...

Chief of Staff : You think the President's afraid that if he admitted complicity in Shareef's death, he would lose votes in this country? To sweep all fifty states, the President would only need to do two things: blow the Sultan's brains out in Times Square, then walk across the street to Nathan's and buy a hot dog.

[boldie]

Josh Lyman: You went over my head and you did it behind my back.
Amy Gardner: Quite the contortionist am I.


I loved this dialogue...pure class.

At a meeting with the press and this Dr. who has a VERY  conservative radio/tv show.


President Josiah Bartlet: You're Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: Yes, Sir.
President Josiah Bartlet: Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: A Ph.D.
President Josiah Bartlet: A Ph.D.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: Yes, Sir.
President Josiah Bartlet: Psychology?
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: No, Sir.
President Josiah Bartlet: Theology?
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: No.
President Josiah Bartlet: Social work?
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I have a Ph.D. in English literature.
President Josiah Bartlet: I'm asking 'cause on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show, and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't believe they are confused. No, Sir.

President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.

Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.

President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.

Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.

President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.